Wolly Womp

Verb.

To smack the inner thigh with your own penis, making a pleasing smacking noise for everyone to hear.

Guy 1 - "Hey Guy 2, do you hear that?"
Guy 2 - "Yeah it sounds like smacking."
Guy 1 - "Aw man! Guy 3 is wolly womping!"

by Master Walrus Doorknob March 1, 2011

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Wolly womp

Beat the living shit out of someone

Stfu before I wolly womp your ass you need to quit talking shit

by Yeebubba May 6, 2019

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willy-womp-womp

when you lick your fingers and stick them into the anus; wet willy of the ass crack

Dre pulled a willy-womp-womp on his girl the other night, and she loved it!

by phenompyrus June 10, 2005

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Wolly Wompus

A large human. Is often fat and blubbery. May waddle when walking, and has hippo-like features. Characteristics such as being loud, ghetto, and obnoxious may occur frequently.

Guy 1: Hey what did you do last night?
Guy 2: Oh not much, just chilled with this girl I know.
Guy 1: That wolly wompus that lives next door to you, doesn't count.

Guy 2: Haha very funny, as if she could fit through her front door.

by wollywollywompus November 4, 2012

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Walsack Wolly Womper

When you Wolly Womp the Walsack. You will need:
*A loud, Caucasian, Spanish-speaking male.
*A local Wal-Mart.
*And some lead-based Chinese toys.

Head over to the Wal-Mart and find the cleaning aisle.
Then proceed to insert the lead-based toys into the Walsack's anal cavity. And then have the Walsack ghost ride the whip in the Wal-Mart Parking lot shouting obscene Mexican phrases. The pain from the lead-based chinese toys stretching and tearing his anus will be incentive enough.

Man 1: Look Mr. Walsack, lead-based Chinese toys.

Man 2: NO! Not the Walsack Wolly Womper!?!?

by Sean139 October 23, 2007

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