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A blonde bishounen with large emerald eyes who is both a skilled swordsman and a wielder of fire. A Wolfram is extremely loyal and protective, always putting his fiance first and constantly putting his own life in danger without a second thought. He is extremely crazy possessive and will end anyone who tries to touch, look at, or even think about his man. Whenever he suspects foul play, he can be seen punishing his fiance with shouts of "wimp!" and "cheater!" along with mild physical abuse. Wolfram is also known for wearing a seductive pink nightgown to bed, the sight of which can turn any man gay.

Fiance: Hi! *smiles and waves at cute girl*
Wolfram: CHEATER!!! YOU WIMPY, ADULTEROUS LECH! HEAR ME, ALL PARTICLES WHO DWELL IN FIRE, OBEY THIS PROUD MAZOKU!
Fiance: *runs away in fear*

Wolfram by Felicia Hardy January 14, 2013

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Wolfram

Wolfram is one hell of a complicated name for every non german speaking country! Most wolframs are blonde and find it funny to get undressed at inappropriate situations. They always aim for the most fun in every life situation, but often end up with the worst.

Oh no, wolfram is naked at the playground again. Can somebody call his girlfriend to pick him up?

Wolfram by Wolfi_1111 November 23, 2021

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Wolfram P2K

In EA's James Bond games, it's the closest weapon to the Walther PPK. Though flaws include an 8 round clip, to name the most notable.

Why the hell can't they just say PPK?!

Wolfram P2K by Senor Sexy June 11, 2005

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Eric Wolfram

Naked ballet dancer with a fierce expression. The man makes Tyra Banks proud. It's like he's posing as a bird, with a tiger snarl. If anyone could be a bird and a tiger, it would be this man. We'd call him a Biger. He's the tits.

So I was in my room dancing naked, and I pulled a fierce Eric Wolfram pose. I was like a bird and a tiger at the same time.

Eric Wolfram by meggles12 May 28, 2010

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Kendra Wolfram

The name Kendra means: Destruction, Independence, and Intelligence. Wolfram is from a German Heritage and means strong and powerful. Kendra Wolfram means sex goddess and hella gorgeous. Kendra's are very athletic and like to shake their booty

Kendra's are also called Kenny.

Wolfram's tend to love spending money on luxurious items such as Range rovers, Diamonds, and Louis Viutton.

-''Kendra Wolfram is so sexy. She looks like sex!''

-''omg! is that Kendra Wolfram? I hear she has the nicest body?''

Kendra Wolfram by Kendygurl January 8, 2012

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Wolframmer

Term used to describe someone who utilizes the Wolfram computational search tool to find answers to questions.

He is such a Wolframmer

Amazing how much that Wolframmer knows

A Gaggle of Googlers admit to warming up to Wolframming

Wolframmer by EStarr(z) April 7, 2010

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Wolframize

To use Wolfram Research's Wolfram Alpha computational knowledge engine to find an answer to a question that can't be found using conventional search engines.

Wolfram Alpha debuted on the web in May 2009.

"If you can't find what you need by Googling, try to Wolframize your way to a solution... especially if it's an numerical or statistical question."

Wolframize by cwhaley May 7, 2009

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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