Wolfram 

A blonde bishounen with large emerald eyes who is both a skilled swordsman and a wielder of fire. A Wolfram is extremely loyal and protective, always putting his fiance first and constantly putting his own life in danger without a second thought. He is extremely crazy possessive and will end anyone who tries to touch, look at, or even think about his man. Whenever he suspects foul play, he can be seen punishing his fiance with shouts of "wimp!" and "cheater!" along with mild physical abuse. Wolfram is also known for wearing a seductive pink nightgown to bed, the sight of which can turn any man gay.

Fiance: Hi! *smiles and waves at cute girl*
Wolfram: CHEATER!!! YOU WIMPY, ADULTEROUS LECH! HEAR ME, ALL PARTICLES WHO DWELL IN FIRE, OBEY THIS PROUD MAZOKU!
Fiance: *runs away in fear*

Wolfram by Felicia Hardy January 14, 2013

Wolfram 

Wolfram is one hell of a complicated name for every non german speaking country! Most wolframs are blonde and find it funny to get undressed at inappropriate situations. They always aim for the most fun in every life situation, but often end up with the worst.

Oh no, wolfram is naked at the playground again. Can somebody call his girlfriend to pick him up?

Wolfram by Wolfi_1111 November 23, 2021

Wolfram P2K 

In EA's James Bond games, it's the closest weapon to the Walther PPK. Though flaws include an 8 round clip, to name the most notable.

Why the hell can't they just say PPK?!

Wolfram P2K by Senor Sexy June 11, 2005

Eric Wolfram 

Naked ballet dancer with a fierce expression. The man makes Tyra Banks proud. It's like he's posing as a bird, with a tiger snarl. If anyone could be a bird and a tiger, it would be this man. We'd call him a Biger. He's the tits.

So I was in my room dancing naked, and I pulled a fierce Eric Wolfram pose. I was like a bird and a tiger at the same time.

Eric Wolfram by meggles12 May 28, 2010

Kendra Wolfram 

The name Kendra means: Destruction, Independence, and Intelligence. Wolfram is from a German Heritage and means strong and powerful. Kendra Wolfram means sex goddess and hella gorgeous. Kendra's are very athletic and like to shake their booty

Kendra's are also called Kenny.

Wolfram's tend to love spending money on luxurious items such as Range rovers, Diamonds, and Louis Viutton.

-''Kendra Wolfram is so sexy. She looks like sex!''

-''omg! is that Kendra Wolfram? I hear she has the nicest body?''

Kendra Wolfram by Kendygurl January 8, 2012

Wolframmer 

Term used to describe someone who utilizes the Wolfram computational search tool to find answers to questions.

He is such a Wolframmer

Amazing how much that Wolframmer knows

A Gaggle of Googlers admit to warming up to Wolframming

Wolframmer by EStarr(z) April 7, 2010

Wolframize 

To use Wolfram Research's Wolfram Alpha computational knowledge engine to find an answer to a question that can't be found using conventional search engines.

Wolfram Alpha debuted on the web in May 2009.

"If you can't find what you need by Googling, try to Wolframize your way to a solution... especially if it's an numerical or statistical question."

Wolframize by cwhaley May 7, 2009