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A redheaded fuck that has brown eyebrows and a 50/50 ratio of red and brown pubes.
wolbers, how the hell do you have brown eyebrows?

beware of the wolbers, his kind falls in love easily and stays sour about the break up for months to come.

as we can see, the wolbers gives into addictions very easily, quitting and picking up smoking constantly, depending on how whipped he's feeling that week by his girlfriend.

the only way to properly destroy a wolbers is with a tree nut.

hey kids, see that thing sucking the dick of Dave Grohl, lead singer of Food Fighters? we call that a wolbers!
Wolbers by wolbs525 December 9, 2010
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woobersnatcher

damn when i was talking to that bitch that foo be acting like a woobersnatcher.
woobersnatcher by Jokiiee August 6, 2007

A Wolbes 

When you are gaming with your friends and suddenly leave without telling them.

This can easily be done by pressing your power button on your console or pc, while simultaneously being in a discord call or a party.

For best effect do this during an activity that is really important or where you are needed. (Best example of this is leaving a ranked game on rainbow six siege or CSGO)
Wow he really pulled a Wolbes, what a dick.
A Wolbes by Woolberry December 26, 2019

Wolmers girls 

Wolmers girls located at 2a Marescaux Rd, Kingston.This school has some of the best looking women like how could you go wrong when u have a wolmers girl. These girls despise their brother school cause all of them give bun and unloyal. but i kid you not they love the jc kc and ardenne men.
oh shes from Wolmers girls she must be so gorgeous

wolpers hall 

Wolpers at Mizzou is perhaps the most refined place on campus. People from all walks of campus flock to wolpers for its superior internet connectivity, state of the art computer rooms, and friendly front desk staff. Wolpers is also the best place on campus to meet people. Take a date to Wolpers, sit on the beautiful staircases and discuss the meaning of life, or perhaps sit in the classy lounge and admire the oil painting of Mr. Wolpers himself. Wolpers is a mecca for college students, and now that is is CO-ED this year, all the ladies will be running it!!!!!!! Wolpers changes lives. Wolpers my antidrug. The secrets of Wolpers live on within it's residence. GO WOLPERSSSSSSSSSSSS! See also, Wolpers Hall theme song, Wolpers apparel, Wolpers slang, Mr. Wolpers
"What did you do last night man?"

"Kicked it at wolpers Hall . Best night of my entire life. "
"Yeaaah! Wolpers is legit."
wolpers hall by second floor October 4, 2011
strong willed, dictators, always get their way, wont take anyones shit, never wrong, always right, hard partiers
if you meet one of the wolters you will never go back
wolters by roughinit July 25, 2010

Woobersnap 

Slang term for a woman's vagina.
"He fucked me up the woobersnap".
Woobersnap by Ewelthorpe October 1, 2009