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Wokeforce 

The social justice oriented people who staff modern corporations, especially social media companies, startups, NGO’s and nonprofits. Includes a high percentage of people who do not do any of the organization’s core tasks, but rather perform staff roles in the offices of Diversity, Equity and Inclusion, HR (“people team”), and media relations.
“Hey bro, did you hear how Elon Musk is cutting 80% of Twitter’s staff? He basically fired the entire wokeforce, none of them knew how to code anyway.”
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Wokefree 

It's a state that is natural and organic; issues are not being forced or agenda lead; there are no clear identity politics, emasculation of a male, or mentions of toxic masculinity; the diversity is genuine and flows organically; gender and sexual orientation are natural and not advocated, political correctness is not identifiable and no threat of cancellation.
You have to give it to Tom Cruise the mission impossible and top gun movie franchises are Wokefree.
Wokefree by Hixxz68 March 5, 2023

Wokeface 

When you have fake your wokeness in order to be accepted in progressive spaces.
Ah geez, it's another meeting about the gender neutral bathroom on the 6th floor; I've better put on my wokeface.
Wokeface by Frank Jones October 19, 2021

matchstick workforce 

overworking a bunch of people until they're burnt out, knowing you can hire their replacements once their purpose has been served.
"John has a matchstick workforce avaliable to suit your needs at anytime"

Wokeface 

When you have to put on a woke persona to be taken serious in progressive spaces.
Ah geez, it's another meeting about the gender neutral bathroom on the 6th floor; I've better put on my wokeface.
Wokeface by Frank Jones October 19, 2021

workforce willy 

A condition in which a person experiences a physical and/or visceral surge of emotion; elevating them to peak at the highest sensation possible because they have been given a little bit of responsibility and power over others
Bethany felt her workforce willy engorge as her boss asked her to gather everyone for a meeting.
workforce willy by Davenport January 10, 2017

wokefred 

Slayer of thots, simper of queens
Wokefred found a new queen to simp to.

You're such a wokefred, stop following those girls.
wokefred by ilanosaurus August 14, 2021