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(noun) the close connection between someone's progressive or left-wing politics and their poor choice of college major or bad financial decision-making

After completing her Bachelor of Arts in Genocide Studies, Sarah was bound to end up woke and broke.
The woke and broke Starbucks employees decided to use company time to educate customers on the systemic racism of GMO non-single source coffee with the store's dry erase board.

woke and broke by Squeaktastic March 18, 2021

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Woke and broke

A term to describe a grown adult with no source of reliable income, living in their parents' house, whose favourite hobby is retweeting Huffington Post articles off their mother's computer.

Jason is a woke and broke. He sits on his ass all day, tweeting about how funny he thinks Amy Schumer is and how Donald Trump is bad from his mother's computer. Whenever someone tweets at him saying, "Why don't you run for office, then?" he blocks them, not bothering to tell them how worthless he is.

Woke and broke by officialpyrocynical May 29, 2020

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Woke and Boke

Past tense of wake and bake; Starting your day with a nice wholesome bowl of cannabis- now with half the daily recommended value of THC!

I submitted this definition about half an hour after I woke and boke.

Woke and Boke by mastersonblasterson April 5, 2010

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Woke and Boke

Past tense to wake and bake. Wake and bake is a term for waking up and smoking weed. Woke and boke is a past tense for having already woke up and smoked weed

Dang man, we really shouldn't have woke and boke this morning. I have a test at 9am.

Woke and Boke by Damon K. June 2, 2021

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woke and boke

the past tense form of "wake and bake"

Orpheous: Hey Bo, how has your morning been?
Bovice: Oh, you know...just woke and boke. It was nice.

woke and boke by Bovice Brown Smith Johnson December 4, 2007

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Woke and Boke

the past tense of Wake and Baked

I woke and boked this morning

Woke and Boke by youknowhowIdo May 13, 2005

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Woke and boke

Past tense form of wake and bake.

yesterday, johnson and I woke and boke then went to see the a movie, totally baked.

Woke and boke by huggleskuish May 2, 2010

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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