woke and broke

(noun) the close connection between someone's progressive or left-wing politics and their poor choice of college major or bad financial decision-making

After completing her Bachelor of Arts in Genocide Studies, Sarah was bound to end up woke and broke.
The woke and broke Starbucks employees decided to use company time to educate customers on the systemic racism of GMO non-single source coffee with the store's dry erase board.

woke and broke by Squeaktastic March 18, 2021

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Woke and broke

A term to describe a grown adult with no source of reliable income, living in their parents' house, whose favourite hobby is retweeting Huffington Post articles off their mother's computer.

Jason is a woke and broke. He sits on his ass all day, tweeting about how funny he thinks Amy Schumer is and how Donald Trump is bad from his mother's computer. Whenever someone tweets at him saying, "Why don't you run for office, then?" he blocks them, not bothering to tell them how worthless he is.

Woke and broke by officialpyrocynical May 29, 2020

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Woke and Boke

Past tense of wake and bake; Starting your day with a nice wholesome bowl of cannabis- now with half the daily recommended value of THC!

I submitted this definition about half an hour after I woke and boke.

Woke and Boke by mastersonblasterson April 5, 2010

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Woke and Boke

Past tense to wake and bake. Wake and bake is a term for waking up and smoking weed. Woke and boke is a past tense for having already woke up and smoked weed

Dang man, we really shouldn't have woke and boke this morning. I have a test at 9am.

Woke and Boke by Damon K. June 2, 2021