Wofem

Male-free spelling of "woman". Apparently designed by Bina Goldfield in an attempt to remind men that they make up slightly less than 50% of the human race, yet was discredited by Goldfield's use of "femstruate", "afemdfemt", and "femsion". Now unly used by really nutty feminists.

"I decline to ovarify," the wofem declared, "on the protection afforded to me by the Fifth Afemdfemt."

by KHD October 3, 2003

Woem

The action of wriggling around in the ground, like a worm, screaming “holy mama, where’s my nuggets” whilst dressed up as a mermaid

I like to woem

by Manky rat June 8, 2020

woeman

The actual name Jesus Christ gave to half of the population (the non-males). So named because they bring woe to man.

Yo, that chick is a perfect example of a woeman. She brings woe to man.

by Jugs Kumar April 21, 2010

woeman

The real spelling of woman, changed to hide the fact that women bring much woe with them.

That chick brings so much drama around with her that she is a perfect example of a woeman.

by doinurmom February 3, 2010

Wokemma

When your friend, specifically named Emma, is extremely woke and sends a IG pic of her head shaking

Sam: Lol you know that Sid The Science Kid video I made
Deja: Yea, why?
Sam: Emma just replied with a pic of her face palming
Deja: LOL, she is totally Wokemma!
Sam: Ikr!

by _this_is_america_ June 21, 2018

woem

This is a dyslexic cat

the spaz cat goes 'woem'
'wwwwwooooooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmmmmmmm'

by Kaineoo October 22, 2004

Womeme

When a women is acting weird, getting mad or being a bit crazy for no apparent reason they are a womeme.

Emily broke up with Alex because he didn't watch Love Island with her last night!
Emily is such a womeme.

by parrohardlo September 30, 2020