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A roughly oversized nigger with a ridiculously obsessive need to stay "gangsta fresh". They also have the habit to tell every girl inside an area of 20 squaremeters they have a "killer eightpack" and are ready to "get their muscled flexed for some honey". Honey in this sentence is used as a term for bootycall. Woempa's are also said to perform stalkish behaviour on massive scale. Their favorite phrase is: "gotsto keep the crack stackin to get the honey flowing". Their level of arrogance is far above average. Most Woempa's are said to be gay and that they use their act to coverup their gayness to get accepted in the anti-gay society of the bronx.
Woempa: whassup honeybun, you cant tell it immediatly but underneath this xxl tee there's one nasty 8-pack for you waitin baby. Gotsto bring the honey though! Gangsta fresh fo' life!

Guuurrl: hell nahw I ain't getting myself into that crazy shit. I don't just go pourin honey for some gay-ass woempa.
Woempa by Godknowledge January 20, 2011
Woempa is a meliorative for human or animal excrements. In the presence of children or at moments when one is obliged to use a word that describes but doesn't offend or embarras another person. One can use the word in prudence or to describe ones excrements during a medical check up.
"Watch out for the woempas when you play in the garden." "The dog has done woempa near the tree." "Hurry, I have to do woempa."
Woempa by Zephyr 2.0 March 25, 2018
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Wompacha 

An angry vagina with teeth. They are most commonly found in New England, USA if crossed paths with they will cut your freakin head off! Best to keep them in your pants or a jar made of penis'.
Holy shit! a wompacha bit off my friggin tongue, man i am never licking them again.
Wompacha by Asian inductee April 2, 2010

swompa wompa

A formal greeting amongst gentlemen. Usually used by billionaires or incredibly refined people. The epitome of class and sportsmanship.
bill gates: swompa wompa!
bod dylan: and a swompa wompa to you sir!
***refined chuckles****
swompa wompa by cpt feelgood May 5, 2009
both the music and the associated dancing that comes with basslines so filthy, your kids come out grimy.
I need YOU, for wompage.

It's time for some filthy wompage.

That was pure unadulterated wompage.
wompage by kyledantarin October 30, 2008

wompachillies

Any type of small animal or rodent, such as a squirrel. Or, animals supposedly seen while high on mushrooms.
Last time I ate caps, I saw wompachillies in the trail.
wompachillies by spinge June 28, 2005
The actual name Jesus Christ gave to half of the population (the non-males). So named because they bring woe to man.
Yo, that chick is a perfect example of a woeman. She brings woe to man.
woeman by Jugs Kumar April 21, 2010
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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