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A roughly oversized nigger with a ridiculously obsessive need to stay "gangsta fresh". They also have the habit to tell every girl inside an area of 20 squaremeters they have a "killer eightpack" and are ready to "get their muscled flexed for some honey". Honey in this sentence is used as a term for bootycall. Woempa's are also said to perform stalkish behaviour on massive scale. Their favorite phrase is: "gotsto keep the crack stackin to get the honey flowing". Their level of arrogance is far above average. Most Woempa's are said to be gay and that they use their act to coverup their gayness to get accepted in the anti-gay society of the bronx.
Woempa: whassup honeybun, you cant tell it immediatly but underneath this xxl tee there's one nasty 8-pack for you waitin baby. Gotsto bring the honey though! Gangsta fresh fo' life!

Guuurrl: hell nahw I ain't getting myself into that crazy shit. I don't just go pourin honey for some gay-ass woempa.
Woempa by Godknowledge January 20, 2011
Woempa is a meliorative for human or animal excrements. In the presence of children or at moments when one is obliged to use a word that describes but doesn't offend or embarras another person. One can use the word in prudence or to describe ones excrements during a medical check up.
"Watch out for the woempas when you play in the garden." "The dog has done woempa near the tree." "Hurry, I have to do woempa."
Woempa by Zephyr 2.0 March 25, 2018
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Wompacha 

An angry vagina with teeth. They are most commonly found in New England, USA if crossed paths with they will cut your freakin head off! Best to keep them in your pants or a jar made of penis'.
Holy shit! a wompacha bit off my friggin tongue, man i am never licking them again.
Wompacha by Asian inductee April 2, 2010

swompa wompa

A formal greeting amongst gentlemen. Usually used by billionaires or incredibly refined people. The epitome of class and sportsmanship.
bill gates: swompa wompa!
bod dylan: and a swompa wompa to you sir!
***refined chuckles****
swompa wompa by cpt feelgood May 5, 2009
both the music and the associated dancing that comes with basslines so filthy, your kids come out grimy.
I need YOU, for wompage.

It's time for some filthy wompage.

That was pure unadulterated wompage.
wompage by kyledantarin October 30, 2008

wompachillies

Any type of small animal or rodent, such as a squirrel. Or, animals supposedly seen while high on mushrooms.
Last time I ate caps, I saw wompachillies in the trail.
wompachillies by spinge June 28, 2005
The actual name Jesus Christ gave to half of the population (the non-males). So named because they bring woe to man.
Yo, that chick is a perfect example of a woeman. She brings woe to man.
woeman by Jugs Kumar April 21, 2010
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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