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A roughly oversized nigger with a ridiculously obsessive need to stay "gangsta fresh". They also have the habit to tell every girl inside an area of 20 squaremeters they have a "killer eightpack" and are ready to "get their muscled flexed for some honey". Honey in this sentence is used as a term for bootycall. Woempa's are also said to perform stalkish behaviour on massive scale. Their favorite phrase is: "gotsto keep the crack stackin to get the honey flowing". Their level of arrogance is far above average. Most Woempa's are said to be gay and that they use their act to coverup their gayness to get accepted in the anti-gay society of the bronx.
Woempa: whassup honeybun, you cant tell it immediatly but underneath this xxl tee there's one nasty 8-pack for you waitin baby. Gotsto bring the honey though! Gangsta fresh fo' life!

Guuurrl: hell nahw I ain't getting myself into that crazy shit. I don't just go pourin honey for some gay-ass woempa.
Woempa by Godknowledge January 20, 2011
Woempa is a meliorative for human or animal excrements. In the presence of children or at moments when one is obliged to use a word that describes but doesn't offend or embarras another person. One can use the word in prudence or to describe ones excrements during a medical check up.
"Watch out for the woempas when you play in the garden." "The dog has done woempa near the tree." "Hurry, I have to do woempa."
Woempa by Zephyr 2.0 March 25, 2018
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Holy shit! a wompacha bit off my friggin tongue, man i am never licking them again.
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bill gates: swompa wompa!
bod dylan: and a swompa wompa to you sir!
***refined chuckles****
both the music and the associated dancing that comes with basslines so filthy, your kids come out grimy.
I need YOU, for wompage.

It's time for some filthy wompage.

That was pure unadulterated wompage.
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Any type of small animal or rodent, such as a squirrel. Or, animals supposedly seen while high on mushrooms.
Last time I ate caps, I saw wompachillies in the trail.
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Yo, that chick is a perfect example of a woeman. She brings woe to man.
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