wofe

A hilarious variation of 'wife', merely born out of a typo in an extreme online debate riddled with chaos. Now used regularly instead of 'wife'.

YOR A FOGGOT YOU HAVE 0 WOFE etc

by we_are_equal_in_the_eyes_of_JANDEK July 18, 2005

wofe

ex-wife

friend 1: she used to be my wife but she's my wofe now

friend 2: your what

friend 1: my wofe. if you get married to a woman and then get a divorce she's your wife

by tumami535 April 15, 2021

wofe

a wofe is someone who's a bit of a pussy and is very timid. A wofe needs someone to protect them and is useless at everything.

"You're such a fucking wofe"

by brrrrrrrrruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh February 25, 2021

Wofem

Male-free spelling of "woman". Apparently designed by Bina Goldfield in an attempt to remind men that they make up slightly less than 50% of the human race, yet was discredited by Goldfield's use of "femstruate", "afemdfemt", and "femsion". Now unly used by really nutty feminists.

"I decline to ovarify," the wofem declared, "on the protection afforded to me by the Fifth Afemdfemt."

by KHD October 3, 2003

wofen

(prounounced "wiffen")

female fans (plural of 'wofan'; feminine counterpart of 'fen')

Of course I like having fen! I mean, what singer wouldn't? It's just that I'd like to see some wofen in the stands too!

You know you're a nobody when the only people at your parties are fen and wofen...REAL stars have FRIENDS!

by Ouch Pot80 January 18, 2010

Wofet

Also known as an over weight hobbit who is may or may not be comfortable with themselves.

"Oh my, Mary sure has become wofet." says Minna
"I know, we should play a jukary on her."
"Yeah!"

by juliet macbeth December 1, 2009

wofeissexy

A user named wofeissexy he is very sexy and will never miss

Have your heard of wofeissexy He’s really sexy

by Wofie April 1, 2021