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When you spend all your money on strippers then make out to your friends like the strippers stole it from your pocket.
"awwww did you get wobbed yeah"
Wobbed by James56333 June 13, 2017

wobbledogs 

One of the best game out there the dogs do extreme wobbles
Person a: hey have you seen wobbledogs?
Person b: no? Why
Person a: *shows the amazing wobbling dogs that are also monstrosities*
Person b: Jesus fuck that’s amazing
When you're feeling pretty trippy and knackered.
'it was that busy at work it wobbed me out'
Wobbed by WobbedLAD May 20, 2013

wobbledebob 

The wobbledebob is a reliable metric used for determining the volume of cubic wobbles per squared debob
That glass of water increased his wobbledebobs by 0.6 WDB’s
wobbledebob by DoctorMarko June 26, 2020

wobbledick

A certainly painful condition caused by the violent bending or twisting of a mans penis. This usually occurs when the penis inadvertantly slips out of a womens vagina while she is on top thrusting downwards during intercourse.
I'm sorry babe but I can't have sex for a couple of days because you gave me wobbledick last night.
wobbledick by Steven A. Hammock January 7, 2005

Brain Wobbled

Its like being tongue-tied, but for the brain.
Those british sure do dance like martial artist from Brazil. Oh, and Brain wobbled.
Brain Wobbled by Cainoftheturks August 12, 2011
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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