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It means NO!
Guy: Do you think I’m hot?

Girl: Sorry, Wititit
Wititit by gabriel_e March 18, 2019
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Dr. Witinok 

A 8th grade science teacher that is obsessed with rocks. Has very hard punishments. No one really knows how old she is, but it is estimated that she is over 200. Her worst nightmare is that one of here rocks breaks
Person A: guess what we did in science today in Dr. Witinok's class

Person B: Learned about rocks?

Person A: Yeah!
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Person A: did you know that Dr. Witinok sleeps with a piece of Granite?

Person B: No but I can believe that.
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wikiganda 

A portmanteau of Wikipedia and propaganda, wikiganda is what issues from the O’Sullivan’s Law-subsumed online encyclopedia that ostensibly "anyone can edit", but which in practice is a thought-policed lie-factory peddling establishment narratives.
"When a CNN or a FOX News bimbette reads some bullshit off her teleprompter, you don't buy it for a second, because yer smart, right? But when the same thing is written in Wikipedia with CNN or FOX as the 'reliable source', your dumb brain will eat it up with a spoon. And the garbage will sit there for years, waiting patiently like poison in an unlabeled container. That's the power of wikiganda."
wikiganda by Bezzle Bedeviled August 12, 2019
Sound use to call your dog or any dog. Wititit!
(Just went to someone’s home and I want to approach the dog) Wititit! Wititit! Wititit!
Wititit by barnabas_e March 10, 2019

witisipi 

Wrap It. Tap It. Smack It. Pack It.

The Be All - End All advice to any guy for any chick problem he ever has.

It never fails to fix any problem, it simply helps prioritize and clarify.
Father: Son, remember what I told you...Witisipi.
Son: Yes, father. I'll always remember to wrap it, tap it, then smack it and pack it.
Father: I'm so proud of you.
witisipi by mehta29 October 22, 2006
The ego one builds after acquiring skill on any game for the Nintendo Wii console.
"Man, I wish John had never reached 'Pro' status on Wii bowling. He thinks he's good at real bowling now...he's so wiigotistical."
Wiigo by Adam the Huddleston December 22, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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