witwickey Share definition Flag A WIT-WICKY or witwickey is a white male of a large stature with blonde hair and blue eyes. "Hey witwickey, pass the blunt." "Witwickey knows where the smokes at." witwickey by Sam31223 December 3, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the witwickey mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch