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Sam Witwicky
The sexual act of a male ejaculating on a females stomach, then drawing random symbols as fast as he can before the sperm dries up.
Man#1: Dude, I just pulled out of her and blew all over her stomach.
Man#2: Did you Sam Witwicky her?
Man#1: You know it!
Man#2: Did you Sam Witwicky her?
Man#1: You know it!
Sam Witwicky by Dr. Ding Dong June 5, 2011
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Sticky Witwicky
A Sticky Witwicky is when you have had some happy time and end up finding sticky bits of semen everywhere. Named after Sam Witwicky from Transformers
Oh dude I just found another Sticky Witwicky on my jeans, i shoulda cleaned up better after my happy time
Sticky Witwicky by Dionize September 11, 2016
paige witwicki
Paige a kick ass girl that any guy would be lucky to have is sweet kind and is friends with everyone so never let a Paige go or else you will regret it for the rest of your life.
paige witwicki by Pie us goid February 13, 2017
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.