Wittum 

A domestic feline that is exceedingly cute and cuddly. Also performs funny antics such as flips, flops, and sings upon request.

Look at that cute wittum doing flips!!

Wittum by babe1212 July 3, 2011

wittu 

the best and coolest minecraft streamer to ever exist.

He sounds like Wilbur Soot, but turns into an e-boy sometimes!

Do you follow wittu on twitch?
Do you mean the eboy, Wilbur Soot sounding like fish?

wittu by feetlussa November 13, 2021

Wittman 

A German last name slaughtered by the English into "Whitman". Generally misspelled because of Whitman chocolates and Walt Whitman. Now all the Wittmans in the world are forever cursed with the saying "No h, two t's", and the stupid little red line that appears because of SpellCheck.

Person 1: Walt Whitman and Whitman chocolates are both great, but neither of them can spell.
Person 2: Poor things, don't they know it's
Wittman?

Wittman by BWittyAlways August 21, 2008

Nick Ronald wittmeyer 

Always packing the bunk and the dip

Hey nick Ronald wittmeyer you going to pack the bunk

*punch*

Nick Ronald wittmeyer by The man in the back April 2, 2019

Wittmer 

A child of german descent who smurfs in the hit game VALORANT and is good at swimming

Ryan is such a Wittmer! He is so good at swimming and VALORANT!

Wittmer by JawnDoe October 3, 2023

Gucci down wittem 

Asking how someone is doing, or saying that you are good

"Hey man, are you Gucci down wittem"

"Yeah, I'm Gucci down wittem"

Gucci down wittem by xxSaltyFoodxx March 10, 2019

withum 

Anyone with this last name is the hottest mofo around

Girl1: is that a withum cause hes hot af
girl2: yea ik right

withum by Musters ship December 12, 2016