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withusoragainstus 

1. America's entire foreign policy summarized in just one word

2. You are either our bitch or you are the enemy (i.e. a terrorist/tourist).
You red-wine-drinking Frenchies are either withusoragainstus in our war on 'terra'
withusoragainstus by Dunkalicious January 13, 2005
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Jacob Witham

An E LITE athlete with a way with the Waverly women. Yeah, he's one of those guys that's too cool to be slimes with a girl from his own school. He may not have his license, but don't be surprised if he's at YOUR slimes house tonight just because he wants to.
"Yeah, that guy at your moms house. He's an absolute Jacob Witham"
Jacob Witham by jacobwitham December 9, 2019

withamer 

a person that is so creepy that words can't describe that person. They usually try to get with girls by staring at their asses from a distance.
Kim: Do you see that weirdo over there?
stranger: Yea hes staring at our ass, what a creep. He might even have an ass fetish.
Kim: Damn that bitch is a withamer, lets peace out.
withamer by datn3gr0ovaderrr June 20, 2011

emily witham 

emily witham is an absolute bender who survives solely by eating the snot from little children’s sleeves. her hygiene is equivalent to a 40 year old virgin living in his mum's basement. she is only attracted to old men with massive arses. her music taste is shit and she likes to have sexual relations with her cats. her cats were did not give her consent to shove her entire foot up their arses. she did this because she has a foot fetish and the cats arses leave plenty of skid marks for her to lick off her big toe later on.
you are being such an emily witham right now ✋
A man who needs to know everything, and likes being right
He's still reading about sand dunes? Damn, he's such a witham
witham by XevgeniaX November 25, 2017
A domestic feline that is exceedingly cute and cuddly. Also performs funny antics such as flips, flops, and sings upon request.
Look at that cute wittum doing flips!!
Wittum by babe1212 July 3, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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