wittu 

the best and coolest minecraft streamer to ever exist.

He sounds like Wilbur Soot, but turns into an e-boy sometimes!

Do you follow wittu on twitch?
Do you mean the eboy, Wilbur Soot sounding like fish?

wittu by feetlussa November 13, 2021

wittu 

Wittu is a yellow fish kind, who sometimes turns into an e-boy.

He is the absolute best streamer of all time, with a voice that is something between Wilbur Soot and CORPSE HUSBAND.

Wittu is super cool.
I'm going to watch all of Wittu's streams and follow him on Twitch, Instagram and Twitter and join his Discord server.

wittu by norilovr June 25, 2022

Wirtual 

When you choke so hard a run, that others have to record/clip that moment because how bad it was

I'm going to pull a Wirtual

Wirtual by jnic July 4, 2020

Ed Witten 

(i) A Theoretical Physicist at the Institute for Advanced Study, Princeton who specializes in String Theory. Widely regarded as Einstein's successor, he is unquestionably a genius.
(ii) A person of super-human intellect.
(iii) A synonym for genius.

- B+ in Calculus? No Ed Witten, but not bad.
- Ha! Look at Joey trying get Christie's number. Doesn't take an Ed Witten to tell him that she's out of his league.
- Oxford is full of mini Ed Wittens.

Ed Witten by WhiteAndNerdy May 11, 2012

Ed Witten 

A real smart dude. One of the founding fathers of string theory or superstring theory or M-Theory or some theory involving strings. Nearly became an economist, but saw the light.

Basically, cross between Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, Richard Feynman and a supercomputer.

Ed Witten is a god-like figure in the Theoretical Physics world.

Ed Witten's a genius. Bet he gets all kinds of girls.

Geeeez, my Tv's broken again. I bet Ed Witten could work out how to fix it.

"What's a Calabi-Yau Threefold"?

"Bro, Ask Ed Witten"

Ed Witten's brain is so powerful that he can compute the last digit of pi while doing my long division homework.

Not even Ed Witten could work out how to score with Julie.

Ed Witten by MacroBlaster May 11, 2012

pull a wirtual 

Failing and disappointing everyone in last possible moment.

He had a good start, but he is going to pull a wirtual.

pull a wirtual by celerkiss July 2, 2020

Wittler 

when someone starts out annoying, does something moronic, ends up retarded and thinks everyone owes them something because of it

someone too lazy to become a disabilitator

someone who takes advantage of the disability system for personal gain

John was getting on my nerves, but after he pulled a wittler and will sponge off the system, I really don't want to be around him.

I wish John would go get a job. I'm tired of him being a wittler.

Wittler by Q-City Wordsmith January 31, 2009