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Jacob Witham
An E LITE athlete with a way with the Waverly women. Yeah, he's one of those guys that's too cool to be slimes with a girl from his own school. He may not have his license, but don't be surprised if he's at YOUR slimes house tonight just because he wants to.
Jacob Witham by jacobwitham December 9, 2019
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emily witham
emily witham is an absolute bender who survives solely by eating the snot from little children’s sleeves. her hygiene is equivalent to a 40 year old virgin living in his mum's basement. she is only attracted to old men with massive arses. her music taste is shit and she likes to have sexual relations with her cats. her cats were did not give her consent to shove her entire foot up their arses. she did this because she has a foot fetish and the cats arses leave plenty of skid marks for her to lick off her big toe later on.
emily witham by kiddy fiddler 80246 March 3, 2022
witamy
Witamy to my home.
kasun withana
verb: kasun withan'ing, kasun withan'ed
To deliver a swift, masterfully-crafted troll response to someone's statement, catching them off guard, assuming a fundamentally different context to their words.
To deliver a swift, masterfully-crafted troll response to someone's statement, catching them off guard, assuming a fundamentally different context to their words.
Person A: "Bill Gates is donating $150 million to try to make a covid vaccine."
Person B: " Why not donate $150000003 and make it free?"
Me: "Wow, somebody got Kasun Withana'ed"
Meme:
- Person A: "In my job, I'm expected to sit 12 hours on the computer. Is it healthy?"
- Person B: "That can't be comfortable. Try a chair!"
Kasun withana: "Lmao! Kasun withana'ing goes international!"
Kasun Withana: "My neighbor be like:" *shares a screenshot of his racist neighbor being hypocritic by re-sharing an anti-racist message from New Zealand's prime minister*
Me: "You live next to NZ's prime minister?"
My friend: "Duuude... You just gave him the taste of his own medicine!! Bravo man! Take a bow!"
Person B: " Why not donate $150000003 and make it free?"
Me: "Wow, somebody got Kasun Withana'ed"
Meme:
- Person A: "In my job, I'm expected to sit 12 hours on the computer. Is it healthy?"
- Person B: "That can't be comfortable. Try a chair!"
Kasun withana: "Lmao! Kasun withana'ing goes international!"
Kasun Withana: "My neighbor be like:" *shares a screenshot of his racist neighbor being hypocritic by re-sharing an anti-racist message from New Zealand's prime minister*
Me: "You live next to NZ's prime minister?"
My friend: "Duuude... You just gave him the taste of his own medicine!! Bravo man! Take a bow!"
kasun withana by trollbuddy November 19, 2020
withat
withat by NocoinerOG February 15, 2023
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