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a tablet taken to enhance ones wit.
you need to take some witamins to regain your sense of humour dude!
witamin by headshank July 26, 2010
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Literally, but when you are feeling goofy
Witawy, shut up. L + bozo.
Witawy by DancingShoe1048 February 25, 2023
A Russian name of a German-Russian person, who's dad refused to accept help by translating the name Vitali from Russian into German.

If you have a Witaly among your friends, he is probably the only so-written Witaly existing on this planet, and I can say for sure, that he is a good one.

He has best genetics and his plan is to become 100 years old. So if you haven't met him yet- no worries, there is plenty of time left to get to know him.
If you talk about health with a Witaly he will call himself a doctor, and you will believe him.
You have a compassionate interlocutor here, knowing all about politics and history.

However if a Witaly is wrong he has a hard time admitting it and will keep on fighting for his opinion while the ship sinks.

Above all he is a funny companion, very clever, loving and caring. Just do your job to keep the relationship well balanced- he can be a bad forgiver, if you take to much of his beautiful gift to really care for you.
Witaly by Lisus November 22, 2021

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026