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Jacob Witham
An E LITE athlete with a way with the Waverly women. Yeah, he's one of those guys that's too cool to be slimes with a girl from his own school. He may not have his license, but don't be surprised if he's at YOUR slimes house tonight just because he wants to.
Jacob Witham by jacobwitham December 9, 2019
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emily witham
emily witham is an absolute bender who survives solely by eating the snot from little children’s sleeves. her hygiene is equivalent to a 40 year old virgin living in his mum's basement. she is only attracted to old men with massive arses. her music taste is shit and she likes to have sexual relations with her cats. her cats were did not give her consent to shove her entire foot up their arses. she did this because she has a foot fetish and the cats arses leave plenty of skid marks for her to lick off her big toe later on.
emily witham by kiddy fiddler 80246 March 3, 2022
witamy
Witamy to my home.
kasun withana
verb: kasun withan'ing, kasun withan'ed
To deliver a swift, masterfully-crafted troll response to someone's statement, catching them off guard, assuming a fundamentally different context to their words.
To deliver a swift, masterfully-crafted troll response to someone's statement, catching them off guard, assuming a fundamentally different context to their words.
Person A: "Bill Gates is donating $150 million to try to make a covid vaccine."
Person B: " Why not donate $150000003 and make it free?"
Me: "Wow, somebody got Kasun Withana'ed"
Meme:
- Person A: "In my job, I'm expected to sit 12 hours on the computer. Is it healthy?"
- Person B: "That can't be comfortable. Try a chair!"
Kasun withana: "Lmao! Kasun withana'ing goes international!"
Kasun Withana: "My neighbor be like:" *shares a screenshot of his racist neighbor being hypocritic by re-sharing an anti-racist message from New Zealand's prime minister*
Me: "You live next to NZ's prime minister?"
My friend: "Duuude... You just gave him the taste of his own medicine!! Bravo man! Take a bow!"
Person B: " Why not donate $150000003 and make it free?"
Me: "Wow, somebody got Kasun Withana'ed"
Meme:
- Person A: "In my job, I'm expected to sit 12 hours on the computer. Is it healthy?"
- Person B: "That can't be comfortable. Try a chair!"
Kasun withana: "Lmao! Kasun withana'ing goes international!"
Kasun Withana: "My neighbor be like:" *shares a screenshot of his racist neighbor being hypocritic by re-sharing an anti-racist message from New Zealand's prime minister*
Me: "You live next to NZ's prime minister?"
My friend: "Duuude... You just gave him the taste of his own medicine!! Bravo man! Take a bow!"
kasun withana by trollbuddy November 19, 2020
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withat
withat by NocoinerOG February 15, 2023
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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