witham

A man who needs to know everything, and likes being right

He's still reading about sand dunes? Damn, he's such a witham

by XevgeniaX November 25, 2017

Jacob Witham

An E LITE athlete with a way with the Waverly women. Yeah, he's one of those guys that's too cool to be slimes with a girl from his own school. He may not have his license, but don't be surprised if he's at YOUR slimes house tonight just because he wants to.

"Yeah, that guy at your moms house. He's an absolute Jacob Witham"

by jacobwitham December 9, 2019

emily witham

emily witham is an absolute bender who survives solely by eating the snot from little children’s sleeves. her hygiene is equivalent to a 40 year old virgin living in his mum's basement. she is only attracted to old men with massive arses. her music taste is shit and she likes to have sexual relations with her cats. her cats were did not give her consent to shove her entire foot up their arses. she did this because she has a foot fetish and the cats arses leave plenty of skid marks for her to lick off her big toe later on.

you are being such an emily witham right now ✋

by kiddy fiddler 80246 March 3, 2022

witamy

A Polish greeting meaning Welcome

Witamy to my home.

by Anonymous July 29, 2003

kasun withana

verb: kasun withan'ing, kasun withan'ed

To deliver a swift, masterfully-crafted troll response to someone's statement, catching them off guard, assuming a fundamentally different context to their words.

Person A: "Bill Gates is donating $150 million to try to make a covid vaccine."
Person B: " Why not donate $150000003 and make it free?"
Me: "Wow, somebody got Kasun Withana'ed"

Meme:
- Person A: "In my job, I'm expected to sit 12 hours on the computer. Is it healthy?"
- Person B: "That can't be comfortable. Try a chair!"
Kasun withana: "Lmao! Kasun withana'ing goes international!"

Kasun Withana: "My neighbor be like:" *shares a screenshot of his racist neighbor being hypocritic by re-sharing an anti-racist message from New Zealand's prime minister*
Me: "You live next to NZ's prime minister?"
My friend: "Duuude... You just gave him the taste of his own medicine!! Bravo man! Take a bow!"

by trollbuddy November 19, 2020

witamin

a tablet taken to enhance ones wit.

you need to take some witamins to regain your sense of humour dude!

by headshank July 26, 2010

withat

A proposition used when one is laughing both with and at someone.

"Hey, are you laughing with me or at me?"
"I'm laughing withat you"

by NocoinerOG February 15, 2023