witchface

A young woman with a 6+ body, but a face reminiscent of an old, haggardly witch. Although similar to a butterface, they have the added magical witch ability to cast hypnotic spells on unsuspecting men to make them "see" a non-witch face, and hence, be willing to date them. Once you're under the hypnosis, there's no way to break it.

Tim: Yo, that chick from last night had a slamming body!

Bob: Yeah, but she's a witchface. Be careful.

Tim: I think her face is cute ... I'm going to date her.

by nomadologie March 11, 2010

WitchFace

Someone with a crooked nose, huge moles on their face, stringy hair, rotten teeth, cackle for a laugh, dark circles under eyes, hollow face, long face, knobby knuckles on hands, doesn't like children, mean, ugly, nasty and evil.

Rose has a witchface and witch personality that's why she can't find a man and has to live with her "stepdaddy"

by Don't be Jealous December 8, 2023

Resting Bitchface

A phenomenon in which the resting face lacks animation and appears to look bitchy at all times, thus leading people to believe a person must be upset, a snob or a bitch.

Comments people with resting bitchface are eternally plagued by:

"What's wrong? Are you okay?"

"Are you mad?/Sad/Depressed?"

"You know...Before I got to know you personally I thought you would be a snobby bitch."

"I bet you're the type of girl who has a major temper when you get mad."

"Why don't you smile more?"

"Why don't you cheer up?"
How we respond: "I'm fine...honestly." " No, nothing is wrong." "Yes, I'm sure."

How we want to respond: "IT'S JUST HOW MY FACE LOOKS, YOU ASSHOLES."

by ShimmyShimmyCocoLoco June 1, 2015

Witch Face

Someone who has a face like a witch. Stringy hair, rotten teeth, moles on their face, long face, long chins, huge foreheads, and dark circles under their eyes. A crooked nose, a cackling laugh. Mean and scares people away

Rose Marie is the scariest person in Grand Rapids because she has a witch face. and mean witch attitude.

by The Beautiful One May 12, 2023

resting bitchface syndrome

Or R.B.S. is defined as the thousand yard stare and overall uninterested, angry looking gaze that falls upon some women. Usually first diagnosed around age 20 it can both be genetic or influenced by ones environment to where the afflicted appears "bitchy" in absence of a smile.

Barb has a bad case of Resting Bitchface Syndrome

by Nolin Chitwood February 15, 2015

bitchface monkey

A simian or otherwise ape-like figure with the face of a bitch.

What's up, you sorry bitchface monkey

by jpsi June 11, 2006

bitchfacehoebag

a person that you hate so much that you have to use two vulgar words smushed together just to describe them

I hate you so much, you're such a bitchfacehoebag! GO JUMP OFF A ROOF AND DIE!

by FTWagainststaceyhoffman October 22, 2008