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Witch-sex 

When you have sex in a forest at night and at least one participant is a female with long black hair.
I loved our witch-sex last night
Witch-sex by Kana108 February 9, 2020
A female that has such great pussy that the other participants accuse her of putting a spell on them to make him/her think she has the best pussy he/she has ever had;
I thought she had the best pussy in the world, but she was just a sex witch, that had cast a good pussy spell on me.
sex witch by bHat77 October 30, 2023

Something that has nothing to do with sex

Literally noting. Not on this site
"Is there something that has nothing to do with sex on this site" Said Everyone ever

pushin steel with sex appeal 

What Greg (with 2 Gs) does every day.
Dang, Greg is one sexy ass towboater, he out here pushin steel with sex appeal!

pushing steel with sex appeal 

How Greg with 2 Gs be pushing barges.
That’s how Greg earns them papers, by pushing steel with sex appeal.

Sex with the ball

A person that plays excessive amounts of soccer/football to the point where the main thought in his head is about the ball.
"Goddamn he loves soccer!!! He must be going home to have 'sex with the ball' ".
Sex with the ball by Stiff Milk January 17, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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