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wisemen by Coell May 14, 2005

Dissemenation 

dissemenation noun
dis·sem·e·na·tion
Definition of dissemenation

: the act or process of dissemenating or spreading ejaculate : the state of being victimized by one who has dissemenated
While dissemenation has historically been a luxury belonging only to the powerful, the emergence of social media has aided the average citizen to engage and is evident by the upturn of single mothers and sexually transmitted disease on a global scale.
A person responsible for dissemenation might say:

Yo, have u heard of Chancroid? I think I might've gotten that shit from bangin mad hunnies on the regular.

Or:
Imma deadass die from the drip because all my bitches.
Dissemenation by Erectus Alumnus October 12, 2018

The Wisemen

The Wisemen
Noun
Subsect of the St. Louis based C.W.B gang. The primary members of this facet are “C-Note”, “The Reverend”, “The Captain”, “BBD”, “The Journeyman”, “A-Sauce”, and, occasionally “Silent-G”, “J-Shizz”, and “The Tone”. This sect, in contrast to “The Lair Boys” is strangely, focused more on philosophical introspection, Buddhist enlightenment, and exploring the self and the interpersonal relationship.
In contrast to their counterparts, as well as counter PRESENCE “The Lair Boys”, “The Wisemen” mostly bask in the calm atmosphere as opposed to the party one. They are all rumored to be gifted lovers which makes sense as they supposedly spend most of their time discussing the intricacies of sex.
Although they are still members of the CWB and hence, an exclusive organization, this sect is the more hospitable one, and if you come to their meetings with an open mind, a fresh pack of cigarettes and a suit and tie, chances are you will not be met with hostility
I chilled with the wisemen tonight, i'm feelin zen and enlightened, now lets go get drunk and find some hoes
The Wisemen by eubert October 25, 2004

Willemena Curristine 

The absolute alpha of the bins and has a gold tooth like a worshipping pirate.
Willemena curristine is worshipped by many
Willemena Curristine by WettyRats January 30, 2023

three wisemen 

Two shots of whiskey, two shots of tequila, and two shots of vodka.
I passed out after taking two three wisemen.
three wisemen by Tim Trobbe May 6, 2006

The Three Wisemen 

For the three drugs that I’ll be needing by my bedside if I get the Cancer. (Morphy)Morphine (Fenty)Fentanyl And (Oxy)OxyContin
If I get the cancer, I’m gonna need The Three Wisemen sitting right next to my ass
The Three Wisemen by Brushyourhair August 26, 2018
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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