Skip to main content

Wissemena 

Usually a word that is made up by a wackonka meister child with swag. The boy makes up the word so that his swagstein level will increase by 43%.
"WISSEMENA!!"
"Bromanson, thats not even a real word... But its pretty swaggy like shaggy."
Wissemena by The Wackonka Meister November 29, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch
In poker, three kings.
wisemen by Coell May 14, 2005

Dissemenation 

dissemenation noun
dis·sem·e·na·tion
Definition of dissemenation

: the act or process of dissemenating or spreading ejaculate : the state of being victimized by one who has dissemenated
While dissemenation has historically been a luxury belonging only to the powerful, the emergence of social media has aided the average citizen to engage and is evident by the upturn of single mothers and sexually transmitted disease on a global scale.
A person responsible for dissemenation might say:

Yo, have u heard of Chancroid? I think I might've gotten that shit from bangin mad hunnies on the regular.

Or:
Imma deadass die from the drip because all my bitches.
Dissemenation by Erectus Alumnus October 12, 2018

The Wisemen

The Wisemen
Noun
Subsect of the St. Louis based C.W.B gang. The primary members of this facet are “C-Note”, “The Reverend”, “The Captain”, “BBD”, “The Journeyman”, “A-Sauce”, and, occasionally “Silent-G”, “J-Shizz”, and “The Tone”. This sect, in contrast to “The Lair Boys” is strangely, focused more on philosophical introspection, Buddhist enlightenment, and exploring the self and the interpersonal relationship.
In contrast to their counterparts, as well as counter PRESENCE “The Lair Boys”, “The Wisemen” mostly bask in the calm atmosphere as opposed to the party one. They are all rumored to be gifted lovers which makes sense as they supposedly spend most of their time discussing the intricacies of sex.
Although they are still members of the CWB and hence, an exclusive organization, this sect is the more hospitable one, and if you come to their meetings with an open mind, a fresh pack of cigarettes and a suit and tie, chances are you will not be met with hostility
I chilled with the wisemen tonight, i'm feelin zen and enlightened, now lets go get drunk and find some hoes
The Wisemen by eubert October 25, 2004

Willemena Curristine 

The absolute alpha of the bins and has a gold tooth like a worshipping pirate.
Willemena curristine is worshipped by many
Willemena Curristine by WettyRats January 30, 2023

three wisemen 

Two shots of whiskey, two shots of tequila, and two shots of vodka.
I passed out after taking two three wisemen.
three wisemen by Tim Trobbe May 6, 2006

The Three Wisemen 

For the three drugs that I’ll be needing by my bedside if I get the Cancer. (Morphy)Morphine (Fenty)Fentanyl And (Oxy)OxyContin
If I get the cancer, I’m gonna need The Three Wisemen sitting right next to my ass
The Three Wisemen by Brushyourhair August 26, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
Next