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Wisley is a Schwisley
Who? Schwisley!
Wisley by LN23 November 24, 2021

shut up, wesley 

Perhaps the most famous line from Cpt. Jean-Luc Picard in the STAR TREK: TNG episode "Datalore". Picard tells Wesley to shut up after he tries to warn the crew that they were actually talking to Lore, Data's evil twin. This also works when someone won't stop whining about something.
OTHER PERSON: You know, I wish you'd listen to me once in a while, because I happen to know...
YOU: Shut up, Wesley!
shut up, wesley by OhioMan May 26, 2014

Portuguese Wesley 

Tea Bagger descends freshly shaven scrotum upon Tea Baggee who, with powerful mouthwash, gargles the Portuguese National Anthem.
Karl made it up to him by performing a Portuguese Wesley.
Portuguese Wesley by KlawzVengeance September 27, 2010

Wiskey Dick

wiskey dick

1. a dick that's been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer ejaculate during sex.

2. over training of the male reproductive system.

3. wiskey is distilled from a beer. wiskey dick is invoking the fact that both wiskey, it's self, and wiskey dick are a more potent version of their original nature. wiskey through distillation wiskey dick through way too much masturbation.

(note even though someone with wiskey dick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tend to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)
wiskey dick

1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.

2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.

"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually confusing it with drunk dick."
Wiskey Dick by RepOmaN April 14, 2013

Wesley Gibson 

n. The main character of the 2008 film "Wanted"

v. To snap and finally tell off the people in your workplace, school, or other parts of your daily life, in the most dramatic fashion possible. May involve screaming "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" without warning and at the top of your lungs, delivering a tirade amongst your equals, and/or smashing a back-stabbing, good-for-nothing best friend's face with an ergonomic keyboard
Guy: Dude, my boss got on my case again yesterday, and I finally Wesley Gibsoned out of there once and for all.
Friend: Wow, I bet you really let them have it, huh?

Wesley Gibson: "I understand. Junior high must have been kind of tough, but it doesn't give you the right to treat your workers like horse shit, Janice. I know we laugh at you, Janice. We all know you keep your stash of jelly donuts in the top drawer of your desk. And I want you to know that if you weren't such a bitch, we'd feel sorry for you. I do feel sorry for you. But as it stands, the way you behave... I feel I can speak for the entire office when I tell you... Go fuck yourself."
Wesley Gibson by X. Fluke June 10, 2011
A person who has unlimited emails. He has too much time on his hands. He doesn't like his own identity so he has to make everyone's lives miserable.
Wiley: Who should I pick on today?
Wiley by Saints66 August 5, 2023
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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