Wisden

The cricketing bible.

Wisden is something useful to keep by your shitter for those long visits.

Quick, let's all run down the shop and get this years Wisden!

I'm off to the can for a nice long dump, let me grab my Wisden!

by Jamie Douglas December 7, 2006

Wisden

A poes. A cake. A loyal friend. But mostly a poes and a cake

You're such a Wisden

by Wep07 November 22, 2021

Wisden

A poes. A cake. A poes and a Cake. A good friend. But mostly a poes.

That guy named Wisden hit Wep on a Tuesday.

by Wep07 November 22, 2021

widen my shoes

To go on the prowl and seek the attention of another woman behind the back of your current relationship.

Vic said he was going to” widen my shoes” while Mary was at work on Friday.

by JACK CHAIN August 29, 2018

wisengeezer

a smart-alecky senior

Most social workers in training who're sent to the urban community centers get confused by the wisengeezers.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ May 12, 2014

wispen

A pedophile

Oh yes I’ve heard of Wispen.. he’s a pedophile isn’t he?

by laxativelacy May 5, 2020

Widen the gay

The phrase 'widen the gay' originated by stays (fans of stray kids) during Kingdom voting as a typo for 'widen the gap'. It was quickly adopted because stays are clowns and gay so it fits ~

VOTE ON MAMA AND WIDEN THE GAY STAYS!!

by lilacdragon November 15, 2022