Wisconsin Hot 

When someone is kind of hot but has one major flaw making them not really attractive anymore. For example, a girl could be gorgeous with big tits and a nice ass, but have some sort of personality disorder or some physical problem like a third arm growing out of her forehead.

Hey Ryan that girl is Wisconsin hot; I'd go for her if she didn't have that beard...

Wisconsin Hot by Laura May 4, 2005

wisconsin hot pocket 

When a woman gets down on all fours and spreads her ass cheeks apart, and her lover pours melted limburger cheese into her asshole, and then eats it out.

Betty loved when Tim pulled the old wisconsin hot pocket, but as chessy as it sounds, Tim preferred gorganzola.

wisconsin hot pocket by Lovemywords December 21, 2016

Wisconsin Hot Air Balloon 

When you 69 with a girl, and she farts, you reach over the edge of the bed, grab a walmart bag, and fill the bag with the stink. Turn around and start to fuck her. When when she is about to orgasm, put the bag over her head. When she gasps for air, pull the bag off and shoot your wad in her face.

"Dude, your girlfriend told me that you gave her a Wisconsin Hot Air Balloon last...good call..."

Wisconsin Hot Air Balloon by WI Pharter April 16, 2009

Wisconsin Hot Air Balloon 

An intricate manuever inspired by Eminem. This act is performed correctly when a man places a deflated balloon into the snatch of a horny babe and has her queef excessively until the elastic balloon is completely inflated. The man then inhales the fermented air into his lungs and belches the stench into the face of the woman.

That chick from Racine was into some kinky shit. Last night, she had my friend Dan do the Wisconsin Hot Air Balloon. Don't talk to him, he still hasn't brushed his teeth.

Wisconsin Hot Air Balloon by Lord of Ballyhoo October 3, 2011

Wisconsin hot tub

Ejaculating in a girl's belly button and leaving it there overnight.

innie = Wisconsin hot tub
outie = Caymen islands

"Dude, i totally gave this chick a Wisconsin hot tub last night!"

"be careful man.. my girlfriend got an infection from that once, but her outie poked through the surface and made it the caymen islands"

Wisconsin hot tub by OfficerSensei May 23, 2018

wisconsin hotpocket 

the act of adding cheese during anal sex as a lubricant and then eating the cheese afterwards.

I loved the wisconsin hotpocket I had last night.

wisconsin hotpocket by Cold Soda January 17, 2021