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1. (n) An orangutan-like child-man, who can singlehandedly drive a successful business model into the ground through sheer lack of will and acumen.

2 (n) a traitorous, ineffectual president, propped up by foreign adversaries and weak-kneed Republicans
A Total Scam by the Do Nothing Democrats. For the good of the Country, this Wirch Hunt should end now! - Donald Trump 10/09/19
Wirch by Wirch Resister October 9, 2019
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There was a wirch in my house, molesting my kids and ruining my country! So I called the FBI, and now he's being impeached.
wirch by Whistleblowin October 9, 2019

Wirch hunt 

A Wirch hunt is an obsession a current US president has against investigation of his various crimes.

The investigations are performed by FBI and CIA, who are the enemies of the US according to the president, just like the Fed, NATO, Mexico, EU, Sweden, LGBTQ people, people with brown skin, Muslims and many more.
For the good of the Country, this Wirch Hunt should end now!
- Donald Trump, partly illiterate President of the United States, in a tweet October 9 2019.
Wirch hunt by JanOtto October 9, 2019

dean winchester 

the most caring brother anyone could ever ask for.
dean winchester deserves the universe and everything in it.

Dean Winchester 

Single handedly the hottest man on any universe to ever exist
Older brother of Sam Winchester on show Supernatural

Love's to drink beer, drive his 67' Chevy impala baby, kill monsters, and have sex
I would die for Dean Winchester, he is so fucking perfect
Dean Winchester by CallMeShorty June 28, 2016

how to spot a witch

A witch will have some or all of these. The more they have the more likely they are a witch. So watch out

1) A keen sense of smell
2) Large nostrils
3) Check them for moles

4) Big feet (size 8 or above)
5) Tall for a woman (5' 6" or taller)
6) Burpy

7) Dry wrinkled hands
8) Dry scratchy feet

9) Saggy breasts
10) Wears lots of animal print

11) Pointy nose

12) Skinny
Follow these simply rules of how to spot a witch 🧙 ♀️
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
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