the wipes a man uses after crapping to have a clean finish
I just got rid of skidmarks, thanks to man wipes.
by GeorgeBrett78 May 24, 2015
The act of blowing your nose on some toilet paper, before using it snotty side up to wipe your arse, creating the freshly clean feeling of a wet wipe, at a fraction of the cost!
Dole money has been sanctioned and the missus is coming over later, thank god for the poor man's wet wipe
by RoystonRrrrrrgsgsdgd February 26, 2018