wipesa 

A term used in the profession of Nursing, originating from Alfred State College in Alfred, New York (Home of Hot Dog Day). WIPESA is the acronym used to teach nurses what to do when they enter a patients room.

“W” is to “Wash hands”, “I” is to “Introduce yourself and Identify the patient using their name and date of birth”, “P” is to “Provide Privacy to the patient”, “E” is to “Explain to the patient what you will be doing today”, “S” is to “provide Safety for yourself and the patient” and “A” is to “ask patient about any Allergies”.

Nurse: OK Dr. Jones, I performed WIPESA on the patient in room 2, he’s ready for you to start the procedure

wipesa by Ashashhh December 3, 2018

shit of a thousand wipes 

when poop breaks off halfway out of your ass and you wipe away at the stump as if it were a wet pastel poking out of your asshole.

I wont be coming to work today as I've been cursed by the shit of a thousand wipes.

shit of a thousand wipes by Lunicus January 29, 2007

man wipes 

the wipes a man uses after crapping to have a clean finish

I just got rid of skidmarks, thanks to man wipes.

man wipes by GeorgeBrett78 May 25, 2015

Mansion Wipes

A roll of full-priced, premium-brand paper towels used to wipe down surfaces in your mansion of messes created by lavish cooking, partying, or other deliberately reckless and pretentious behavior. Can also be conspicuously consumed in other ways- as long as they are used with complete disregard to their cost.

Hey! Pass me the roll of mansion wipes (instead of a dish towel or other economically responsible means of drying something) so I can wipe all of this Don Julio, Champagne, shrimp cocktail, and steak residue off the marble counter tops! Who cares how many we use, there are always more!!!

Mansion Wipes by Danny Trupin April 12, 2017

Ghost wipes 

The rare phenomenon that when one wipes their butt after pooping, delightfully finds that there is no trace/streak of poop on the toilet paper resulting in a care free poop session and heightened feeling of self cleanliness.

"Yo dude I gotta blast a serious dookie right now, and unless i get ghost wipes, im guna need another roll of the poopoo paper."

Ghost wipes by Soul Rebel January 21, 2009

70 Wipes  

Using a very large amount of toilet paper. to clean your ass after you take a huge shit.

justin is in the bathroom at dodge taking a 70 wipes . He Then proceeds to clean his Gnar ass after a normal use of toilet paper he then goes ahead and wipes and wipes till he has achieved his goal.

70 Wipes by AJ WESELOH December 27, 2008

cheater wipes 

baby-wipes-- used after sex with someone who is not your boy/girlfriend for the purpose of not getting caught.

After we screwed, I brushed my teeth twice, washed my hair twice and took a shower twice but stilled smelled like sex. Good thing I had some cheater wipes to get rid of any obvious evidence that could be used against me.

cheater wipes by monica v May 7, 2010