The act of painting one's face, and then proceeding to insert aforementioned face into a woman's boobies, or "motorboat", and finally grabbing on to said boobies declaring, "wonka-wonka"

"How was being the clown at that kid's birthday party yesterday?"

"Awesome I wonka-wonka'ed his mom"

Wonka-Wonka by Wonka-Wizzle March 31, 2009

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wonka wonka's

Really Huge Titties!

Dang girl you think your Wonka Wonka's are hanging out enough!!

wonka wonka's by assieanne July 14, 2006

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Lily Wonka

Probably the most amazing person that you will ever meet. Lily Wonka's are always really amazing, funny, and like to hide in trash cans. Lily Wonka's are the most epic things on this earth.

Person 1: Woah, she's so amazing!!
Person 2: Yeah, definitely. She must be a Lily Wonka.
Person 1: Hell yeah.

Lily Wonka by Lilywonka November 21, 2010

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Willy Wonka

Willy Wonka is feared and respected amongst all. Anybody who goes by the name of Willy Wonka… just know he’s not to be played around with. Disrespecting Willy Wonka is like disrespecting Kobe Bryant in basketball. If you do Willy Wonka wrong, he’ll do you worse. WILLY FUCKIN WONKA ‼️

OPP 1 : Who’s next?

OPP 2 : Willy Wonka

OPP 1 : Alright, let’s go

OPP 2 : Are you dumb! We can’t go

OPP 1 : Why not?

OPP 2: Because he’s the one and only… Willy Wonka

Willy Wonka by The Bad Guy💔🧟‍♂️ November 14, 2021

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Wonka’s

Wonka’s are referred to as a males testicles.

I refer to testicles as “wonka’s” because they are located beside your willy and the chocolate factory.

Wonka’s by notyomammasfannypack April 3, 2020

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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