Definitions by DWBB

hershey makeout sesh 

When you eat far too many Hershey's Kisses in a single sitting.

Jim: You don't look so good.
Dave: Yeah man. I bought a bunch of chocolate and had a hershey makeout sesh last night. My stomach is killing me

hershey makeout sesh by DWBB May 23, 2018

Gettysburg Handjob 

Violent masturbation. Usually to the point of bloodshed. Done unto oneself. (Get it? The bloodiest battle is the Civil War. Civil War is when a nation fights itself. lolz)

He was icing his junk this morning. Must have given himself a Gettysburg handjob last night.

Gettysburg Handjob by DWBB February 5, 2018

midget's dozen 

(n) a group or set of 5.

Bagel Shop Person: How many bagels do you want? Is a half a dozen good?
Shopper: Nah that's too many! A midget's dozen will be good.
Bagel Shop Person: A what?
Shopper: A Midget's Dozen! That's 5.

midget's dozen by DWBB April 22, 2016

Winehousing 

The act of singing Amy Winehouse songs sadly all alone when trying to mend a broken heart and empower oneself.

Anna: I feel bad the Tom dumped Mary!
Tasha: ME too! She has been sitting in her living room at the piano winehousing for a week,

Winehousing by DWBB June 7, 2013