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Windchimes 

A euphonism used to describe the testicles, originating from their vague resemblance to porch decorations.
1. "Do you want to play my windchimes?"
2. "AND THEN SHE KICKED ME RIGHT IN THE WINDCHIMES."
Windchimes by J-Swifty October 20, 2007
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WindChimes 

The little bittys of pooh left over on your bumpubes after sharting
Me- have your sharted ?

Rob- maybe, how?

Me-i can hear your windchimes
WindChimes by spuxy June 28, 2012

windchimes 

one of the most excellent instuments in a band. It takes serious skill to play these difficult and beautifully crafted instruments. They are reffered to as "the most important instrument" in the band, and the band would crumble with out them and the great windchime player!!
omg, look at her play those windchimes! shes the most important member of the band!
windchimes by nothanks!!! April 6, 2006

Windchimes 

When a sloppy floppy vagina hangs low resembling windchimes
She had a nasty pussy. She had windchimes in between her legs.

Bridgeport Windchimes 

Bottles thrown from moving vehicles that gets stuck in trees.
dude 1: aren't you gonna recycle that bottle?
dude 2: nah nigga me go make some Bridgeport Windchimes wit dat jammy yo.
Bridgeport Windchimes by PaulyM January 6, 2008

redneck windchime

A piece of art comprised of empty beer cans that have been quickly consumed and shot up with a gun in a redneck's backyard. Then, the cans are hung by string to a piece of wood, thus effectively constructing a redneck windchime.
What's that lovely sound I'm hearing in the wind? Oh, I made me a windchime last night. It's hanging on the side of the trailer if you wanna see it. After we done drinkin' this six-pack here, we will shoot up the cans and I will help you make a redneck windchime for you too.
redneck windchime by mj1955 March 24, 2010

Sausage Windchime

When you shit into bag and hand hang it from either you porch or a neighbors and it swings in the wind.
Can you hear the soothing sounds of the sausage windchime I just hung.
Sausage Windchime by Mcnuggo March 1, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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