A euphonism used to describe the testicles, originating from their vague resemblance to porch decorations.

Windchime is a term used by devout racists to refer to niggers. This term originated from the lynching of spooks in the south, because they, like windchimes, would hang out in the open.

According to the late, great George Carlin, it is NOT a musical instrument

When a female vegina has become so lose from sexual activity that her vaginal lips blow and chime in the wind.

The little bittys of pooh left over on your bumpubes after sharting

one of the most excellent instuments in a band. It takes serious skill to play these difficult and beautifully crafted instruments. They are reffered to as "the most important instrument" in the band, and the band would crumble with out them and the great windchime player!!