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Windchimed

The act of smoking a banana stoggey, black and mild, and immediatley drinking german beer.
Dude, i was so Windchimed last night!
Windchimed by Austin Harres March 13, 2010
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Windchimed

When your balls get farted on and ripple from the blast
"Bro, I can't believe Stacey windchimed my balls riding me last night..."
Windchimed by Kgreentea March 7, 2025

redneck windchime

A piece of art comprised of empty beer cans that have been quickly consumed and shot up with a gun in a redneck's backyard. Then, the cans are hung by string to a piece of wood, thus effectively constructing a redneck windchime.
What's that lovely sound I'm hearing in the wind? Oh, I made me a windchime last night. It's hanging on the side of the trailer if you wanna see it. After we done drinkin' this six-pack here, we will shoot up the cans and I will help you make a redneck windchime for you too.
redneck windchime by mj1955 March 24, 2010

Sausage Windchime

When you shit into bag and hand hang it from either you porch or a neighbors and it swings in the wind.
Can you hear the soothing sounds of the sausage windchime I just hung.
Sausage Windchime by Mcnuggo March 1, 2019

Milwaukee Windchime 

A collection a beer cans, often Pabst Blue Ribbon, hence 'Milwaukee' hung together on a pliable stick of piece of string.
we collected all the empties and made a killer Milwaukee Windchime
Milwaukee Windchime by ymerej June 5, 2008

alabama windchime 

The grouping of multiple African Americans hung from a large tree in Alabama
After that August lynching, the land owners stood in awe of the newest Alabama Windchime.
alabama windchime by AmericanHistoryX September 9, 2005

San Francisco windchime 

The act of a man kneeling on all fours and his having partner blows air onto or into his asshole, taint, balls and penis.
"Hey after we eat these subway sandwiches, let's go back to my place and you can give me a good, old-fashioned San Franciso windchime."

I was promptly thrown out of the respectable massage parlor for asking the masseuse for a San Francisco windchime.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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