Windchimes
A euphonism used to describe the testicles, originating from their vague resemblance to porch decorations.
Windchimes by J-Swifty October 20, 2007
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WindChimes by spuxy June 28, 2012
windchimes
one of the most excellent instuments in a band. It takes serious skill to play these difficult and beautifully crafted instruments. They are reffered to as "the most important instrument" in the band, and the band would crumble with out them and the great windchime player!!
windchimes by nothanks!!! April 6, 2006
Windchimes
Windchimes by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) July 4, 2019
Bridgeport Windchimes
dude 1: aren't you gonna recycle that bottle?
dude 2: nah nigga me go make some Bridgeport Windchimes wit dat jammy yo.
dude 2: nah nigga me go make some Bridgeport Windchimes wit dat jammy yo.
Bridgeport Windchimes by PaulyM January 6, 2008
redneck windchime
A piece of art comprised of empty beer cans that have been quickly consumed and shot up with a gun in a redneck's backyard. Then, the cans are hung by string to a piece of wood, thus effectively constructing a redneck windchime.
What's that lovely sound I'm hearing in the wind? Oh, I made me a windchime last night. It's hanging on the side of the trailer if you wanna see it. After we done drinkin' this six-pack here, we will shoot up the cans and I will help you make a redneck windchime for you too.
redneck windchime by mj1955 March 24, 2010
Sausage Windchime
When you shit into bag and hand hang it from either you porch or a neighbors and it swings in the wind.
Sausage Windchime by Mcnuggo March 1, 2019
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