Willywag

A random full-body shake or shiver with no apparent cause. Similar to the Heebie-Jeebies or a hypnic jerk.

"Brroah"
"The heck was that, man?"
"Just a Willywag."

by Tromboneofsteel July 11, 2024

Wollywag

To go about your business in a very slow and inefficient manner, almost completely on purpose, without even the intention of completing anything. There is no concrete agenda nor any rush for anything, but merely a continuum of wollywagging.

You can only wollywag when under the influence of magic mushrooms.

Sober Sally: You guys are taking forever, stop Lollygagging!

Tripster: No way, man, we're wollywagging, not lollygagging. Its Wollywag Central here, where are the Wollywagon stops?

by tehspaniard March 25, 2010

willywanked

Being told a tall tail, usually about a sexual escapade that most likely did not occur.

After 2 minuets into the story of how he got the best head from the hottest girl I finally realized I was being "willywanked".

by Chicagodave April 25, 2015

willywarder

A man who unfoundedly glorifies himself and mainly his own (usually small or disfunctional) penis and believes himself to be a stud to the point where he thinks all women want his penis and he feels entitled to sexual intercourse.

Also: willywardy willywarding

"The guy has like nothing going for him and he still wouldn't accept that I didn't want to have sex with him, he's a total willywarder."

"I literally told the guy straight up how bad it was but he was too much of a willywarder to hear it, he still thinks he rocked my world!"

by Gilbert Wirrel June 9, 2018

willywardy

A man who unfoundedly glorifies himself and mainly his own (usually small or disfunctional) penis and believes himself to be a stud to the point where he thinks all women want his penis and he feels entitled to sexual intercourse. A creep.

Also: willywarder willywarding

"The guy has like nothing going for him and he still wouldn't accept that I didn't want to have sex with him, he's a total willywardy."

"I literally told the guy straight up how bad it was but he was too much of a willywardy to hear it, that creep still thinks he rocked my world!”

by Gilbert Wirrel June 9, 2018

willywarding

VERB:

Unfoundedly glorifying yourself and mainly your own (usually small or disfunctional) penis and believing yourself to be a stud to the point where you think all women want your penis and feel entitled to sexual intercourse.

Also: willywarder willywardy

"The guy has like nothing going for him and he still wouldn't accept that I didn't want to have sex with him, he totally willywarded the whole thing."

"I had this creep willywarding me all night, I could see he wasn't going to take no for an answer. I had to get out of there!"

by Gilbert Wirrel June 9, 2018

willywogger

A person that is ugly, stupid, and wierd..

Casey is a willywogger.

by bbll29 November 29, 2011