willywander

To take a random, swerving path that leads to an unknown destination.

"Bro, take control of your life. Don't willywander around."

by abSTRAkt September 25, 2022

willywanked

Being told a tall tail, usually about a sexual escapade that most likely did not occur.

After 2 minuets into the story of how he got the best head from the hottest girl I finally realized I was being "willywanked".

by Chicagodave April 25, 2015

willywarder

A man who unfoundedly glorifies himself and mainly his own (usually small or disfunctional) penis and believes himself to be a stud to the point where he thinks all women want his penis and he feels entitled to sexual intercourse.

Also: willywardy willywarding

"The guy has like nothing going for him and he still wouldn't accept that I didn't want to have sex with him, he's a total willywarder."

"I literally told the guy straight up how bad it was but he was too much of a willywarder to hear it, he still thinks he rocked my world!"

by Gilbert Wirrel June 9, 2018

Willidander Day

Supposed to be the second day after Valentine. Celebrated by two persons who truely hate each other like hell. The mood between them is like the world goes down.

Rituals include ashes, voodoo playdolls, turned over crosses.

Hey, what do you do tonight?
Better don't ask, it is Willidander Day!

by austriasecond February 15, 2017

williander

The really hot guy that was a big dick

Williander is hot

by Dj123good May 16, 2023