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Wollywag

To go about your business in a very slow and inefficient manner, almost completely on purpose, without even the intention of completing anything. There is no concrete agenda nor any rush for anything, but merely a continuum of wollywagging.

You can only wollywag when under the influence of magic mushrooms.
Sober Sally: You guys are taking forever, stop Lollygagging!

Tripster: No way, man, we're wollywagging, not lollygagging. Its Wollywag Central here, where are the Wollywagon stops?
by tehspaniard March 25, 2010
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wollygaggled

Adj.
1. Irregular, out of place, or otherwise abnormal
2. A state of confusion caused by something strange or abnormal

v.
3. To cause something to seem mixed up, distorted, or out of the ordinary
4. To confuse or puzzle
1. The lopsided chair is a bit wollygaggled.

2. The boy seemed wollygaggled when he realized he was in the girl's bathroom.

3a. If you move the couch there, you'll wollygaggle the whole layout of the room.
3b. Don't mess with that antenna, it wollygaggles the screen.

4. Picasso's paintings have always been wollygaggling to me!
by W. Mason August 17, 2006
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Another way to describe your penis, dick, cock, manhood etc.
Wow, what a huge wollywacker.
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Wollyjagger

A tall Skinny man that is addicted to Cod, loneliness, shaving and Star Wars conventions
Andrew Germic is such a WollyJagger!!
by Uclan1fj April 26, 2010
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Wallywaggot

An insult used to damage one's pride as a whole, holding the definitions of all curse words.
You are every bad word imaginable! You are a wallywaggot!
by William Horus May 12, 2018
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Willywag

A random full-body shake or shiver with no apparent cause. Similar to the Heebie-Jeebies or a hypnic jerk.
"Brroah"
"The heck was that, man?"
"Just a Willywag."
by Tromboneofsteel July 11, 2024
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willywaggle

Willywaggling is a term often used when two men (preferably gay, or straight we don’t discriminate) come together with their erected, or semi-flaccid willies, touch, and wiggle together like a fish out of water
John : yo Alex, wanna willywaggle tonight?
Alex: sure bro, meet me behind the shed in 10, I’ll be waiting!
by Wisdomwanka145 March 13, 2024
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