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play the willy banjo 

A form of masturbation popular in the deep south of the USA, parts of Australia, Yorkshire and Shaw (see gorby).
Boy, you sure look like a hog, I wonder if you squeal like one. Sooooo-weeeee. Now play mah willy banjo.
play the willy banjo by The Strut October 12, 2004

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A fucking piece of shit 1 minute advertisement that you cannot skip and have to waste 1 minute of your life.
Person A watches YouTube.
*Click on video*
*le wild adv appears!*
Person A: I will just skip.
*Tries to skip but cannot.*

Original Skip Bar Reads: video will play after advertisement.

Person A looks at advertisement duration
1 min

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When the cat is away the mice will play 

An idiom used when people (mostly kids) mess around and sometimes abuse their leeway when someone in authority is not around. Used to describe disobedient people, like kids.
Person 1: Have you seen the kids in the classroom? Person 2: Yeah, the teacher ain't around and they're abusing their leeway. Person 1: Well that's a problem. When the cat is away the mice will play anyway.

Your mom will not be able and the golden ones will not play in the same way I am in india and time 

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Your mom will not be able and the golden ones will not play in the same way I am in india and time yes

When the cat is away, the mice will come out and play

An expression referring to a married couple having sex while their kid is at a friend's house, or at school, or a sleepover, etc.
Fish: Dude what happened?

Mike: I walked in on my parents having sex and my mom looked at me and said, "When the cat is away, the mice will come out and play."

playing Willy Wonka

1. to be in bed with several people in a platonic way, a-la the grandparents in the 1971 film "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory".
2. to collude in an overly friendly way with one or more individuals who are either nonproductive or disingenuous.
1. "We all had taken some molly at the party and decided to listen to some music and play Willy Wonka together."
2. "Look, man, I'm gonna need more money because I'm not playing Willy Wonka with you mother fuckers."