Another word referring to what your type is or what kind of person you're into.
From "Zack and Miri"
Brandon: You're not my demographics so I'm not offended.
Zack: What's your demographics?
Brandon:Do you like pussy?
Brandon: Then not you!!
A nod to last night's episode of "The Office."
A pair of shoes made out of kleenex boxes that a man wears when he's missing his only pair of shoes.
Scott: What was up with Alfred's shoes? Were those kleenex?
David: No, they were kleenex shoes!
Scott: What the hell are those?
David: They're something Alfred turns to when he loses his shoes. At least he's wearing shoes, right?
An expression referring to a married couple having sex while their kid is at a friend's house, or at school, or a sleepover, etc.
Fish: Dude what happened?
Mike: I walked in on my parents having sex and my mom looked at me and said, "When the cat is away, the mice will come out and play."
A Hollywood slang term for young slutty drunk blondes who try to hook up with ex boyfriends or celebrities.
Rick: That blonde Hannah Montana-looking girl tried hooking up with me after fucking her ex.
Joey: In Hollywood we call those girls Nickelodeon Shiek.
The act of pleasuring a vagina with mad skill.
Harold: Man, let night it was easy getting wetwork done in the shower with Corrin!