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Williamsville High School 

Williamsville High School is a school serving the towns of Williamsville, Sherman, and Andrew. It's been around since the early 1900s and has become one of the richest schools in Illinois. It's mainly known for it's victories in almost every sport they do. It's also very famous for its Band Program which usually wins SEMA contest every year. Though Williamsville may think it's B.A. it's truely a school full of white-trash farmer kids who need a good punch.
Cheer, Cheer, for Williamsville High School!

Williamsville East High School 

A high school in the Williamsville Central School District, near Buffalo, in New York.
East is unique in the fact that due to a mistake in the construction of the school, the building lacks any walls, so the classrooms are divied up by cabinets, shower curtains, or stacks of random objects. Sound carries throughout floors. However, most students and teachers agree that it has little impact on how the school runs.

Kids that go here are often well-off and have rich parents, and are mostly white and Asian. The school has a phenomenal music program that draws some students to transfer from North or South to go here.
Another trait of East is the amount of stoners at the school. It's just plain huge. Also, white kids here like to act tough and dress like douchebags and wiggers. For example, "DBlock," a "gang" at the school that claims that wearing green hoodies are their uniform.

East is not particularly big on or known for its sports, but rather for its music program.
Kid A: Hey, where do you go to school?
Kid B: I go to Williamsville East High school.
Kid A: Oh, what's it like?
Kid B: I can't stand some of the kids here, but i'm really into music so it evens out.

Williamsville North High School 

Williamsville North High School sucks like a pornstar

williamsville south high school 

One of the five high schools in the Town of Amherst, a suburb of Buffalo, basically a lot of middle class in most areas. Williamsville South was the first of the "Williamsvilles". Later North and East were formed because mass amount of developments were built. South has the least amount of students (<1,000) of the three schools, mainly because the school gets shafted for everything. There is a definite amount of pot heads at the school and a fair amount of drinkers. South used to be known as the preppy school but now as society has changed, there are a bunch of wiggers, emos and some wanna be hippies. Sports (the billies) aren't top notch mainly because the small population of the school. Most of the school is pretty lazy and they rather go to Farber Lane and smoke a cig. Most alumni agree that the school is going down the shitter. Administration is insane on its rules mainly because the principal is from Texas. Yee haw. There aren't huge house parites mainly because of parents never leave unlike rich families. Football either 0-8 or 1-7 past decade but kids go just to get drunk and have fun. Its very rare that you actually see the touchdown, because its like a party on the bleachers.
Williamsville South High School is becoming a pretty pathetic school.

Williamsville North High School 

A school in a middle class neighborhood where all the boys are jock meatheads and all of the girls are basic bitches. Williamsville North High School students just suck cock and shoot up heroin all day. The school building is merged with a middle school, because half of the people in North High School are still learning division. Their school mascot is a spartan because all of the students got dropped off of a cliff when they were children.
Person 1: "Wow, there sure are a lot of used heroin needles and condoms on the ground! We must be getting close to Williamsville North High School."

Williamsville East High School 

Williamsville East High School is a school where all of the students' families are millionaires, and the entire student body is composed of white and asian people. Due to the massive budget East gets every year, it has been able to afford to tear down its walls. The students of East are rich, so instead of doing crack cocaine like at South High School, or heroin at North High School, they can instead vape in the bathrooms, which also have no walls.
Person 1: We've arrived at my school, Williamsville East High School!
Person 2: This is just a pile of desks in the middle of a pond! Where is the school?
Person 1: *stares blankly into space*
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