William Taft 

A drink consisting of:

- 1/4 water
- 1/4 vodka
- 1/4 whiskey
- 1/4 light beer (for body -- bud light preferred)
- splash of gin
- one ice cube

Snowflake asked for a William Taft, and I made him a fucking William Taft.

William Taft by Chris Elsasser January 1, 2012

William Taft 

A guy who gets stuck in a bathtub ‘cuz he’s too fat

*fat person gets stuck in a bathtub*

Oh they’re such a William Taft.

William Taft by Juniper Tree October 2, 2019

William Howard Taft 

The thiccest president of America.

William Howard Taft was thicc.

William Howard Taft by TH47 June 1, 2018

The William Howard Taft 

It doesn't matter who's involved as long as there are two people. Basically one sits on the other until the second person passes out and then the first has their way with them.

1.) "Uh..... what happened last night?"

"You don't remember? Oh that's right! Cause you've been Tafted!"

2.) "I met this girl the other night, but when we went back to my place, she wasn't....very open about trying new things."

"So what'd you do?"

"I gave her the William Howard Taft"

(high five)

The William Howard Taft by BrownieO July 30, 2009

William Howard Taft Charter High School

A Los Angeles high school that first opened in 1960, named after president William Howard Taft. It is another one of LAUSD's massive failures of an establishment that I will unfortunately have to attend for the next four years of my adolescence.

I have severe depression and anxiety because I go to William Howard Taft Charter High School.

William Howard Taft Charter High School by SeductiveUnicorn August 1, 2026

Williamaftonsexual 

Basically Williamaftonsexual isn't a real sexuality, it's a mockery of the Lgbtq+ Community

If someone is a "williamaftonsexual" person give them therapy, since they are inlove with a child murderer in a smelly furry costume from the famous game fnaf.

They are most likely under the age of 16

Person 1: Hey so did you hear about the new sexuality??
(Lgbtq+) Person 2: oh, i haven't heard of it?
Person 1: it's williamaftonsexual, i am williamaftonsexual now 😋
(Lgbtq+) Person 2: are you trying to mock me, girl you need some therapy.

Williamaftonsexual by Tammz-_0: May 25, 2021

Williamaftonphobic

Someone who actually has a brain (hopefully) and hates William Afton.

Girl: I simp for William Afton!
Boy: I’m WilliamAftonPhobic and proud. He doesn’t exist and he’d literally stab you the moment he sees you.

Williamaftonphobic by randysbeloved on TikTok !! July 20, 2021