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William Taft

A drink consisting of:

- 1/4 water
- 1/4 vodka
- 1/4 whiskey
- 1/4 light beer (for body -- bud light preferred)
- splash of gin
- one ice cube
Snowflake asked for a William Taft, and I made him a fucking William Taft.
by Chris Elsasser January 1, 2012
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William Taft

A guy who gets stuck in a bathtub ‘cuz he’s too fat
*fat person gets stuck in a bathtub*

Oh they’re such a William Taft.
by Juniper Tree October 2, 2019
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William Howard Taft

William Howard Taft was thicc.
by TH47 June 1, 2018
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The William Howard Taft

It doesn't matter who's involved as long as there are two people. Basically one sits on the other until the second person passes out and then the first has their way with them.
1.) "Uh..... what happened last night?"

"You don't remember? Oh that's right! Cause you've been Tafted!"

2.) "I met this girl the other night, but when we went back to my place, she wasn't....very open about trying new things."

"So what'd you do?"

"I gave her the William Howard Taft"

(high five)
by BrownieO July 30, 2009
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Williamaftonsexual

Basically Williamaftonsexual isn't a real sexuality, it's a mockery of the Lgbtq+ Community

If someone is a "williamaftonsexual" person give them therapy, since they are inlove with a child murderer in a smelly furry costume from the famous game fnaf.

They are most likely under the age of 16
Person 1: Hey so did you hear about the new sexuality??
(Lgbtq+) Person 2: oh, i haven't heard of it?
Person 1: it's williamaftonsexual, i am williamaftonsexual now 😋
(Lgbtq+) Person 2: are you trying to mock me, girl you need some therapy.
by Tammz-_0: May 25, 2021
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Williamaftonphobic

Someone who actually has a brain (hopefully) and hates William Afton.
Girl: I simp for William Afton!
Boy: I’m WilliamAftonPhobic and proud. He doesn’t exist and he’d literally stab you the moment he sees you.
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williamaftonsexual

Someone that finds a fictional child-murderer sexually attractive. Williamaftonsexuals are usually under the age of 18, and often fantasize about the character "Springtrap" from the Five Nights at Freddy's series. If seen in public, williamaftonsexuals should be detained for their own safety.
Person 1: "I am a williamaftonsexual."
Person 2: "I am calling the police."
by Eggbert05 February 9, 2021
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