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William Taft 

A drink consisting of:

- 1/4 water
- 1/4 vodka
- 1/4 whiskey
- 1/4 light beer (for body -- bud light preferred)
- splash of gin
- one ice cube
Snowflake asked for a William Taft, and I made him a fucking William Taft.
William Taft by Chris Elsasser January 1, 2012
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William Taft 

A guy who gets stuck in a bathtub ‘cuz he’s too fat
*fat person gets stuck in a bathtub*

Oh they’re such a William Taft.
William Taft by Juniper Tree October 2, 2019

William Howard Taft 

William Howard Taft was thicc.
William Howard Taft by TH47 June 1, 2018

The William Howard Taft 

It doesn't matter who's involved as long as there are two people. Basically one sits on the other until the second person passes out and then the first has their way with them.
1.) "Uh..... what happened last night?"

"You don't remember? Oh that's right! Cause you've been Tafted!"

2.) "I met this girl the other night, but when we went back to my place, she wasn't....very open about trying new things."

"So what'd you do?"

"I gave her the William Howard Taft"

(high five)

Williamaftonsexual 

Basically Williamaftonsexual isn't a real sexuality, it's a mockery of the Lgbtq+ Community

If someone is a "williamaftonsexual" person give them therapy, since they are inlove with a child murderer in a smelly furry costume from the famous game fnaf.

They are most likely under the age of 16
Person 1: Hey so did you hear about the new sexuality??
(Lgbtq+) Person 2: oh, i haven't heard of it?
Person 1: it's williamaftonsexual, i am williamaftonsexual now 😋
(Lgbtq+) Person 2: are you trying to mock me, girl you need some therapy.

Williamaftonphobic

Someone who actually has a brain (hopefully) and hates William Afton.
Girl: I simp for William Afton!
Boy: I’m WilliamAftonPhobic and proud. He doesn’t exist and he’d literally stab you the moment he sees you.

williamaftonsexual 

Someone that finds a fictional child-murderer sexually attractive. Williamaftonsexuals are usually under the age of 18, and often fantasize about the character "Springtrap" from the Five Nights at Freddy's series. If seen in public, williamaftonsexuals should be detained for their own safety.
Person 1: "I am a williamaftonsexual."
Person 2: "I am calling the police."
williamaftonsexual by Eggbert05 February 9, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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