William A.

A William A. is a young man who adores the game chess. He is completely obsessed. Most William A.s have a crush on gross old men who also play chess. William A. is part of the Wallace religion - all hail our lord Wallace.

"I know a guy who is super obsessed with chess and worships Wallace, but I can't remember his name"

"Ah, he must be a William A."

William A. by Josephi Krakowski September 2, 2019

william has a big ding-dong 

Its so big that it can be classified as a third leg

a person named william that has a large penis that is classified five feet longest known as a large ding-dong or william has a big ding-dong

william has a big ding-dong by Juniorp2020 February 20, 2018

Pulled a William 

Pulling a William indicates that you have royally screwed up. Somehow, despite every possible odd, you managed to make the impossible and incomprehensible existent. Pulling a William also involves the "William Puller" to laugh maniacally after committing their act.

William Puller: *tries to build a house, but accidentally builds time machine operated by a rat with a lightsaber for a tail*

Robert: "How have you pulled a William this bad?"

Pulled a William by chair-chair™ October 20, 2022

take a William 

when you gotta take a dump jsut say--i gotta take a William SHATTer--emphasis on the SHATT. You canalos use the abbreviated version "take a William" -- only works with audiences familiar with the saying.

I got visit my old friend Mr. William Shattner.

Damn, I think I feel a turtle head, I gotta go take a William

take a William by Kraticus--Roman Warrior February 12, 2005

Pulling a William 

To surround yourself with girls you have absolutely no chance with.

Dude your pulling a William

Pulling a William by DJGuamFTW July 1, 2015

A William Hung Chalupa 

Pretty much you aquire any type of Chalupa. In hot sauce write “she bangs.” As you are eating it, play William Hung’s American Idol audition to “She Bangs” by Ricky Martin and mimick his moves as you are eating the Chalupa

Are you in the mood for a William Hung Chalupa?

A William Hung Chalupa by Giodrigoro Caylevel June 18, 2018

A William wallace 

To have sex in doggy style position and then slam your mates face into a blue berry pie then pull their hair and yell FREEDOM!!!

I gave my girlfriend "A William Wallace" last night

A William wallace by Aterribleperson July 29, 2018