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Jacob Wilfong

A guy who sucks at everything, and is about to have an ugly girlfriend named Lina. Steer clear of Jacob Wilfong.
Wow, that kids a real Jacob Wilfong, better avoid him.
Jacob Wilfong by Lipid January 7, 2022
Related Words
Surfing the Web with no particular purpose, often due to extreme boredom. Derived from the phrase Wwilf(meaning "What was I looking for?").
Person 1:"Hey, aren't you meant to be checking up on our homework assignment?"

Person 2: No, sorry. I'm Wilfing.
Wilfing by Memasa December 24, 2008
Bringing up a random a topic or subject for no damn rhyme or reason.
Clayton: Grace texted me and was like "I'm getting in the shower" and i'm like "Can I get in with you"
Me: Wilfing
Wilfing by Shady Brady August 30, 2012
larissas shit autocorrect
the brain is wildong today!
wildong
FUCK

wilding

stupid autocorrect
wildong by boyardes March 27, 2022
Fingering ones own asshole and simultaneously peeing into ones mouth.
Bro, my friend recently told me about wilfing, and I cant stop! Its so much better than jerking off.
Wilfing by Jackinthebox52 February 15, 2024

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026