Wilfert

To engage in anal intercourse with a small mammal or bird.

Hillbilly 1: Did you see that possum go runnin o’ der?
Hillbilly 2: I seen it… it’s ass looked juicy, I would Wilfert it all day!

by Mr. Possum February 27, 2009

pull a wilbert

Failing and disappointing everyone in last possible moment while trying to get a world record on D14-Endurance.

He is on wr pace, but he is going to pull a wilbert.

by hdfin3rq February 26, 2021

Barrett Wilbert weed

The most Beautiful and talented girl in the whole world

I love Barrett Wilbert weed more than anything in the world

by Person38283484 June 6, 2020

Wilberth

The funniest, most genuine guy you could ever meet. Weird but has a huge penis

every girl needs a wilberth

by poweredblonde66 December 18, 2019

Wilbert

AKA Superman
FLawless hell of a Male

Your lucky if he's in your presences
very cool dude

Girl : damn he must be a wilbert

by baniz_loko October 25, 2011

Wet Wilbert

Fingering a girl and then giving her a wet willy using the wetness from her own vagina.

my girlfriend and I were doing a little foreplay last night, but she was being a total bitch earlier that day, so I gave her a Wet Wilbert.

by EazyBreazy May 7, 2011

wilbertgameplays

a funny roblox youtuber withalmost 40 subs and friends with Donnie Gamez an Legal

WilbertGamePlays is cool roblox youtuber

by WilbertGamePlays July 25, 2018