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Wikaddict 

Someone who is unnaturally obsessed with taking information from Wikipedia, bores everyone else to death with it, and does not understand that about half of it is hypothetical bullshit.

To help them get their fix, allow these people to use the nearest computer. Proceed with caution.
Example

Person 1: Hey, did you know that that Germany only exists on the 57th of Decejuly? That's so cool!
Person 2: You're talking balls again, aren't you?
Person 1: ...you hurt my f-feelings..
Person 2: Damn Wikaddict...
Wikaddict by AndrewC1995 May 8, 2011
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Someone who is addicted to the art of wank
yo, did you hear? Karl Harvey's a waddict
waddict by dgtdghdgh July 19, 2011

Wikidiction 

An addiction to Wikipedia or other such sources of knowledge.
John: I wonder how long the average lobster lives. I'll Wikipedia it!

3 hours later...

John: Did you guys know that America has one of the highest standards of living in the world?

Joe: you have a wikidiction
Wikidiction by schizoreindeer March 30, 2010

wikaddiction 

A complete and utter addiction to Wikipedia.
My friend has a wikaddiction. He can't stop from looking everything up on wikipedia.
wikaddiction by Izaac Post February 15, 2009

wikiddiction 

An addiction to searching subjects on Wikipedia, Wikiquote, or any by-product of the Wikipedia family. A person with a wikiddiction will spend endless hours on the computer, just reading biographies or looking at pictures. They need help.
Tom! You have to help me! My wikiddiction has gotten worse- I just read the entire article on the history of the Lima bean.
wikiddiction by N. of G. August 4, 2008

Wikiaddict 

Some one who is continuously on wikipedia for at least 5 hours a day
Person 1: Dude, you have been on wikipedia forever today.
Person 2: Shut up, I am on wikipedia.
Person 1: Wikiaddict...
Wikiaddict by JOey Foee February 14, 2010

Wiiddicted 

When someone is obsessed about playing any Wii game. Usually results in rude comments or yelling.
Bobbi: Jeez Brandi what's wrong with you chill out
Brandi: You guys are so annoying I'm trying to play Mariokart.
Bobbi: Why are you so possessive?
Brandi: I'm not goddd...
Bobbi: You're clearly Wiiddicted


Brandi then continues to play Wii for another four hours.
Wiiddicted by Bobbkat February 16, 2009