Definitions by schizoreindeer

wash off tan

When you get enough dirt on your body that it looks like a tan which can then be washed off.

Tim looked like he had a tan, but when he got out of the shower, he was as pale as before. I guess it was just a wash off tan.

wash off tan by Schizoreindeer August 14, 2010

Spider Man Networking 

To continually link your computer to different wireless internet networks, usually while moving in a vehicle.

Jim really needed to finish downloading his music, so he was spider man networking all across town.

Spider Man Networking by schizoreindeer August 13, 2010

Wikidiction 

An addiction to Wikipedia or other such sources of knowledge.

John: I wonder how long the average lobster lives. I'll Wikipedia it!

3 hours later...

John: Did you guys know that America has one of the highest standards of living in the world?

Joe: you have a wikidiction

Wikidiction by schizoreindeer March 30, 2010

Monosus 

1. A heaping helping of awesome with a side of hair.
2. Anyone who looks like multiple bible characters at once, especially Moses, Jesus, and Noah. Generally used as a nickname.

That old guy in the robe is a Monosus.

Monosus by Schizoreindeer March 20, 2009