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Wigless is when your rlly shocked about sum shit or just surprised.
Oh my god did you see that ugly local! I’m wigless!
Wigless by a_gay_goat November 23, 2018

Found Wigless 

Used to describe when someone is OUTDONE. Usually used figuratively, if someone slays harder then you then you were "Found Wigless"
Person 1: Did you see Nicki's new song
Person 2: I know Cardi was Found Wigless in an alley

piddle wingless hymenoptera 

This is a nice way of saying "piss ant".
Joe from Juneau is such a big piddle wingless hymenoptera! I really hope he has a efilnikufesin (Nice Fuckin' Life)!!!

Witless Dishcloth 

'Witless Dishcloth' is a derogatory term used to insult someone when they are being obnoxious and time-wasting. This phrase was coined by James May on the first episode of season three of the Amazon Prime Exclusive and Original, The Grand Tour.
1st example (origin): I just wanna say, Hammond, you witless dishcloth!
2nd example: Patrick, are you repeating Year 11 at school? Dale asked
Patrick: Dale, I DON'T wanna talk about it mate. Alright?!? Just give it up moiiiite.
Dale: Oi dickhead, just fuckin tell me yeh?
Patrick: Just blud off, blud! Alright?!!
Dale: Oh Partick you fuckin witless dishcloth, just get the rest of the business notes down on the google doc dickhead.
Witless Dishcloth by dalespelman2 September 23, 2019
A female white woman who thinks she is black. Usually talks like a black woman and listens to black people music.

See also wigger.
Amber Fordis such a skanky wigress.
wigress by Bobby Brown February 17, 2005

wingless 

A nickname of Lucifer and also the Antichrist

In Christian philosophy, the foretold prophet of Satan who will weed/balance out Christianity in that he will represent a negative Christ to free the world from the bounding parameters of the religion, or in biblical terms, "destroy it".

In many other religions he represents a force free of prejudice and unfair judgement. He is seen as a revolutionizing polarizing agent wielding powers from the underworld sent to rid the world of suffering, a dark angel blessed with the gifts of many deities including immense intelligence and speed. As Christ was said to have been murdered and resurrected in the Bible, the Antichrist is said to be resurrected from death by Satan (in Christianity) or a dark angel or a deity from the underworld on a significant date shortly before his reign. Alternate versions of this prophecy state that he is betrayed and discovered by a close friend (much like Jesus is from Judas) and put to death in secrecy by religious extremists, unlike Christ's open crucifixion, and that during his murder he is saved by an agent of the Devil, who kills his enemies and brings him to safety, and ultimately, his ascension.

In modern films like the Matrix, the Antichrist is portrayed as Neo, who being the 6th version, eventually fails and is brought down.
"Hey are you wingless?"

"Yeah."

"Oh, so you know Satan right?"

"Yeah he's my Uncle."
wingless by metastasis July 8, 2012
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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