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Wigless

(Adj.)Syn. for snached weave to be shook(eth), shocked
Person 1: Damn, he got roasted!
Person 2: He's wigless!
by FelixFurry January 17, 2018
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Wigless

Wigless is when your rlly shocked about sum shit or just surprised.
Oh my god did you see that ugly local! I’m wigless!
by a_gay_goat November 23, 2018
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Found Wigless

Used to describe when someone is OUTDONE. Usually used figuratively, if someone slays harder then you then you were "Found Wigless"
Person 1: Did you see Nicki's new song
Person 2: I know Cardi was Found Wigless in an alley
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piddle wingless hymenoptera

This is a nice way of saying "piss ant".
Joe from Juneau is such a big piddle wingless hymenoptera! I really hope he has a efilnikufesin (Nice Fuckin' Life)!!!
by Telephony September 26, 2010
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Witless Dishcloth

'Witless Dishcloth' is a derogatory term used to insult someone when they are being obnoxious and time-wasting. This phrase was coined by James May on the first episode of season three of the Amazon Prime Exclusive and Original, The Grand Tour.
1st example (origin): I just wanna say, Hammond, you witless dishcloth!
2nd example: Patrick, are you repeating Year 11 at school? Dale asked
Patrick: Dale, I DON'T wanna talk about it mate. Alright?!? Just give it up moiiiite.
Dale: Oi dickhead, just fuckin tell me yeh?
Patrick: Just blud off, blud! Alright?!!
Dale: Oh Partick you fuckin witless dishcloth, just get the rest of the business notes down on the google doc dickhead.
by dalespelman2 September 23, 2019
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wigress

A female white woman who thinks she is black. Usually talks like a black woman and listens to black people music.

See also wigger.
Amber Fordis such a skanky wigress.
by Bobby Brown February 17, 2005
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wingless

A nickname of Lucifer and also the Antichrist

In Christian philosophy, the foretold prophet of Satan who will weed/balance out Christianity in that he will represent a negative Christ to free the world from the bounding parameters of the religion, or in biblical terms, "destroy it".

In many other religions he represents a force free of prejudice and unfair judgement. He is seen as a revolutionizing polarizing agent wielding powers from the underworld sent to rid the world of suffering, a dark angel blessed with the gifts of many deities including immense intelligence and speed. As Christ was said to have been murdered and resurrected in the Bible, the Antichrist is said to be resurrected from death by Satan (in Christianity) or a dark angel or a deity from the underworld on a significant date shortly before his reign. Alternate versions of this prophecy state that he is betrayed and discovered by a close friend (much like Jesus is from Judas) and put to death in secrecy by religious extremists, unlike Christ's open crucifixion, and that during his murder he is saved by an agent of the Devil, who kills his enemies and brings him to safety, and ultimately, his ascension.

In modern films like the Matrix, the Antichrist is portrayed as Neo, who being the 6th version, eventually fails and is brought down.
"Hey are you wingless?"

"Yeah."

"Oh, so you know Satan right?"

"Yeah he's my Uncle."
by metastasis July 8, 2012
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