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A person who is abuseive to their parents, does not follow the law, steals there clothes, can some how pull chicks and is a overall bad ass.
What a wiffler

Hes a wiffler like that
Wiffler by The Marsh May 18, 2008
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Penis Wiffler 

When you jugue someones penis unintentinally
Like: Me: Yo whats up
You: Penis Wiffler !!
Someone who talks a lot of rubbish and doesn't really know what they are saying most of the time
Waffler: Last week i ate salt for breakfast
Other kid: Ayo stop waffling
Waffler by Rexcify April 11, 2019

Wifl (pronounced Wiffle) 

Wifl- (noun) West Islip for life is a person born and raised in West Islip,NY who upon reaching adulthood never leaves and raises their own family in West Islip. Wifl's can be seen at West Islip High School sporting events wearing their High School letter jackets long after their children have graduated screaming "Come on Boy's/Girl's" "Lets Go W -I".
Check out that Wifl (pronounced wiffle) up there in the stands. Let it go dude, we know you won the Rutgers Trophy in 1985.

bonus waffler 

A chintzy gift regifter. When one receives a chintzy gift or bonus gift from a rich, chintzy gift giver and then turns around and gives the chintzy gift away to another rich, chintzy gift giver.
I hate to be a bonus waffler, but I hope this bonus waffle sends a clear message that chintzy gifts are offensive.
bonus waffler by Keep_the_change April 22, 2013

Xandir P. Wifflebottom 

Xandir is a stereotype of a homosexual man on the Comedy Central cartoon "Drawn Together".
He had come out of the closet in the episode "Gay Bash" from season one and has had a LOT of Gay Sex (And I mean a LOT- Huge, HUGE AMOUNTS OF IT). He's also been with Captain Hero's friend Tim Thomason (which is debatably Captain Hero in disguise), and is hurt numerous times throughout the series mainly by Captain Hero.

And, he is possibly the best character on the show.
"Oh, Fuck Me."

~Xandir P. Wifflebottom
A waffler is someone who rambles (commonly referred to as waffling) about things that aren't relevant to the situation or conversation. Commonly used within Ireland and the UK.
Chap: So yeah that's why the football is cancelled today.
Waffler: Yeah I'm going to eat some noodles after school.
Waffler by WafflerNPC September 28, 2022
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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