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wiffle-waffle

To say a lot, but mean not a damned thing...analagous to filibuster. Also can be used to describe a person who does said action.
"In that meeting all he did was wiffle-waffle and now I don't know any more than I did before!"

"Did you understand a fucking word that Wiffle-Waffle just said?!!"
by BrettMan May 19, 2004
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wiffle-waffle

Denotes someone who can't make a decision or take a course of action. AKA "analysis paralysis"

Think of this as an "addendum" to the first definition.
"George Dubya likes to wiffle-waffle"

"George Dubya IS a Wiffle-Waffle"
by BrettMan May 24, 2004
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whiffle waffle

To sneeze in someone else's mouth
by Matt_Himself July 21, 2008
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Goose Waffle

The goose droppings that dry up and fall off the soles of your hiking boots after a walk in the field.
"Who left the goose waffles in the hallway? Everyone check your feet."
by goose_on_a_roof September 19, 2012
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The Westford Waffle Sandwich

The act of sharting through a window screen and proceeding to close the window, only to have the shit sandwhich itself in between the screen and glass.
Wow, did you see the westford waffle sandwich Craig and I made in the neighbor's window? Old Man Jenkins is gonna be so pissed.
by definition_daddy👅💦 February 4, 2017
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Cheeky Dick Waffle

A cheeky dick waffle is a smart ass who enjoys dicking with others, sometimes in some very clever or devious ways.
Dandyman: I heard you knew how to make an entrance. If I had known you were going to do all this, I would have hung some Union Jacks for you.

Alucard: Hold on! Did you put all this on for me? Who are you?

Dandyman: I am Tubalcain Alhambra or the "Dandyman." I may or may not have fed a lie to the local policia that in return for your capture I would give them immortality.

Alucard: And they fucking bought that?!

Dandyman: Like discount pichi.

Alucard: You cheeky dick waffle!
by Leyulf September 30, 2013
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Waffle-Hop

The act of moving from Waffle House to Waffle House over the course of a night. Similar to bar hopping, but with Waffle House.
Hey, lets go to Houston and Waffle-Hop instead of getting a hotel.
by waffleloverwafflelover March 20, 2023
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