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The soft, rounded rear end of a married woman. Ideal for patting by her husband and/or lover(s). A milf may have a wifeass, but those who have a wifeass are not necessarily a milf.
I was at Target and I saw the sweetest, roundest wifeass ever.
wifeass by DoraAlgos August 21, 2011

communion wafers 

Those hella good crackers served with free wine in a dimly lit yet nicely air-conditioned room that you find yourself constantly yawning in.
The only reason my parents gave me education at a Catholic school was because of the perks- free wine, and those hella good wafers. What are they called? Oh ya...

Communion wafers.

Wiersema 

Strong family line of dutch tough men. They are known for being sexy men. The would plunder anyone who would get in their way during the viking time. Willing to do crazy things for each other because they no matter how giant the Wiersema family is they always help each other. Wiersema's will win anyone over of which they talk to.
Person 1: By the way, what's your last name.
Person 2: Wiersema
Person 1: You're a Wiersema! I have like 3 other friends who are Wiersema's!

Person 2: Yup. There is a lot of us
Wiersema by MManhunter December 17, 2018

Tudy Wipers 

The soft succulent lips of a woman’s vagina
Damn baby girl you got a nice set of tudy wipers!
(Wife-ish) noun. The woman you have a monogamous long term relationship with, but refuse to marry.

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This is Emma, my wifeish.
wifeish by Dr.Blackthorne March 15, 2014

wifesteps 

Special-sounding footsteps only your wife can make when she is about to come downstairs and find out what the hell you're doing on the computer at 4:30 am. They are supposed to be quiet but owing to the building rage within they are usually quite audible.
Uh oh. brb I think i hear wifesteps.
wifesteps by LolCatzLuvver2000 February 23, 2011