wifer

A guy who spends all his time with his girlfriend instead of his friends.

Guy1: Moe is never around anymore...

Guy2: Yeah ever since he got a girlfriend he has no time for anyone but her...

Guy1: What a WiFeR!!

by Mario G October 6, 2006

Wifers

Being married to a friend;; even though a friend is straight.

maria and ana are wifers.

by abaybee<3 May 10, 2010

Wifer

Tony Duenas

Stop being a Tony Duenas hang out with us for once.

He is not going to be at the BBQ he turned in to a Wifer.

by ohIsee howthis works September 7, 2010

Second Wifer

A stereotypical American male who has remarried and acts totally different, usually ignoring his old friends and changing his personality to match his new marriage. A weak-willed man who acts like he discovered some deep truth about life after getting married the second time, to the annoyance of all

"I haven't seen him since he went all second wifer on us."

"Second wifer is too good for us now."

by Oneofthembadtimes September 23, 2011

wifer up

Verb.
"Wife her up"

Use in order to tell your boy that a girl is so tight you should make her your wife.

Or, use derogatory to make fun of someone who is whipped.

That girl is bangin'. You gotta wifer up before someone else does.

Dude, youre with that chick all the time. You gonna wifer up or what?

by Chevin Kerry January 5, 2008

hot wifer

A version of Cuchold and soft open relationship. A man who likes his wife/gf to have male lovers.

Davis is a Hot Wifer. He loves for his wife to have male lovers.

by davidgarcia February 7, 2018

Beat by wifer

A Beat by wifer is like a wife beater (white sleeveless shirt) but it's black instead. (Opposite of white is black.... opposite of someone who beats their wife is someone who get's beat by their wife)

"Charlie wore a beat by wifer to his best friends funeral, I know you're suppose to wear black at funerals but come on!"

by zerk April 20, 2009