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Wife's Boyfriend 

The dumbass that makes me go to bed at 7:30 even though it's the weekend.
No Wife's Boyfriend Carl, I dont want to go to bed! I'm not even tired yet and it's Saturday.

Wife's Boyfriend 

He's a bitch, but gives me cookies before bed. I DON'T WANNA GO TO BED BEFORE O8:25 PM!!!
"My Wife's Boyfriend lets me suck on his dick"
"Jake, that was such a flex to say, my Wife's Boyfriend makes me go to bed at 8:25 PM!"

My wife's boyfriend 

A really nice dude who buys me McDonald's every now and then.
My wife's boyfriend is cool!

Wifes Second Boyfriend 

I lost money taking my investment advice from my Wifes Second Boyfriend.

Really, by time the Wifes Second Boyfriend yells about a stock, you're usually too late to do anything about it.